PRINCETON HHH HASH #734.4


Date:     September 12, 1999
Weather:  Raining cargo planes, no mosquitoes
Venue:    Fort Dix (too bad Two Dix didn't show up)
Time:     1:05
Set By:   Minor Minor Minor Tom the Army Guy
Hashers:  RoJo, Discomfort, Schwa, OuiPee, Jennifer Nolastname,
           A Joy to His Mother, Table Toes, Throat Deep,
           Tropical Depression, Rubber Alan, LLLoda,
           Diana Foster-Jones (aka A Joy to His Mother's Mother),
           Uranus Williams, Tomoko Yokoi, Pushnermaybe, Dr. No,
           Hey Yo! Paully!, Juicy, Chris the other Army Guy,


Rookie:   Tom Jones (aka A Joy to A Joy to his Mother's Mother)


Apres visitors: Pyro Man, Speed Bumps, Rambo, Bloody Wet Spot (from
the cHARLOTtesville H3)



Descriptions, Polemics, Lies:


                             Dix, Dix, Dix!!!


   "Step away from the fence!"


   So said the man in the truck, and a few hashers actually stopped
(rookie mistake).  Uranus Williams was seen sidling away, making eyes
at the cute men inside the razor wire.  Well, I suppose we *had* been
warned about the prisoners and the fences.  We didn't see any deadly
force, authorized or otherwise, but we didn't exactly stick around
long enough to find out the details.


   After a bit of wandering and some delicious false trails, the pack
decided to see if it could drop Jennifer.  We hired one of the
convicts to jump her from behind a tree with a baseball bat, but he
didn't get a good shot at her knee.  You just can't get good help
these days.  Even though we didn't buy the hurt knee story, we let
her stay and have fun trading pain stories with Speed Bumps and Pyro
at the beer check.


   From there, it was a straight shot across a LONG field to some evil
shiggy, a few sand roads, and the Tank Trail (No Parking).  Minor Tom
had stocked the On-In with extra veggie burgers, tantalizing drops of
homebrew, and incoming large aircraft.


   And just when we thought it was safe to call it a non-debacle, who
should show up but the Love Commando himself, in all his stinky
glory.  He claimed to have shown up with the intention of hashing,
but somehow he managed to avoid any actual exertion, making his way
straight to the cooler with his concubine in tow (raising RoJo's
eyebrows).  Rumor has it that he used his notorious wiles on one of
our youngest and most impressionable new hashers, convincing her that
he should help her with her virgin set.  Schwa won't be a virgin long
if she hangs around that one....


On-On
The Unknown Hasher


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#735.4, Sunday, Sept 19, 2 pm PMEDST, Hey Yo!  Paully! sets the
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