PRINCETON HHH HASH #733.4


Date:    September 5, 1999
Weather:  Preparing for hurricane
Time:    1 hour and 15 
Set by:  RoJo
Venue:   B-U-T-Ful Bucks County
Hashers: Tropical Depression, Ice Blue Balls, Wacko, Minor Tom, Rubber Alan, Pyro, Booger, 
Weepee, 242, GrantIneedaname, Tomoko Yokoi
Visitors:: Yes Dear
Apres but no hash:  Llloda, SpeedBumps, the Burtons (IUTTW's brother & family)


                        Descriptions, Polemics, and Lies:


Sept 1, 199 Weepee's marathon live hare hash*.not a pleasant memory for the Grand 
Dominatrix, RoJo!!!


"Executive Summary:
Start time: 6:21 p.m., 87 Prospect St., facing West (according to Solo's watch and 
compass), still daylight. 10 hashers (gender breakdown:  6 women, 4 male).
Noted by Rojo:   "This just will not do.  That's it, I'm running with Rumson." - 
commenting on the dearth of male hashers.



Unabridged Write-up:
It was unbelievable when it happened once, at the first hash of this year (see Pyro's 
live hare of 694.4), and now even more astounding to have happened a second time in 
the same calendar year.  Yes, the one thing that will annoy our Dominatrix more than 
ANYTHING on a hash - when more women hashers show up than male hashers (noting the 
Dominatrix's dictum that it is quantity not quality that's important)."  


How will the Grand Dominatrix insure that this situation of male minority female 
majority at the hash never happen again?  This questiojn was enough to make Uranus 
flee to her mother with the thought that RoJo will attempt to knock off a few female 
hashers!!!!  And Speed Bumps being an imaginative thinker faked a broken toe, while  
LLLoda cried in pain "I have an awful cold, and can not hash today."  Ice Blue being 
so brave*..actually she knew Tree and Darby would protect her from the wrath of the 
GD* showed up for the hash, and Tomoko*..well she is just too new to know any better.


And so, GD RoJo's Labor Day of Love BBQ Hash & Slumber Party began in Tyler Park.  
Tyler Park , land of horse trail and babbling brooks *.where even the down hills 
lead up. Although hurricane Dennis did not fully appear, he did bring some much 
needed rain which provided some slimy oozing  mud.  Was it mud on those horse 
trails*.or *was it horse trailings  on those trails?????  By the smell of the 
hashers, it was a combination of the two*.you all thought that RoJo was being nice 
to let you shower.  It was just that you guys stunk real bad!! Well, Pyro took off 
in his random fashion and had a solo run thru the wondrous, magnificent shiggy 
which ran between the horse trails never quite able to meet up with the pack.  The 
pack followed the Sound of Music laden trails of Tyler Park*that is until RoJo's 
killer bees attacked*..when good bees go bad!!!!  The bees had been instructed to 
attack the fems*.well, they must have gotten a bit confused because Minor Tom and 
GrantIneedaname were the victims.  This did not upset the GD, thinking that 
"ahhhhh*these two will be in weakened states*..new boy toys."  GrantIneedaname 
was able to fight off the venom, however Minor Tom was not so fortunate*..and* 
to make things worse*. RoJo drugged him.  Booger and 242 tried their best to get 
him out of chez RoJo, but Minor Tom was passed out on the couch from the benedryl.  
And, when the whip came out Booger and 242 fled screaming into the night!!!  Will 
they ever return?????  And, whatever happened to Minor Tom will remain classified.