PRINCETON HHH HASH #730.4


Date:    August 18th, 1999
Weather:  Floral
Time:    55 min
Set by:  Tabletoes
Venue:   Port Mercer Canal
Hashers:  Ice Blue Balls, Tropical Depression, Rubberallen, Booger, Discomfort, Hand Solo, 
M*A*S*H*Juicy, Hey Yo! Paully, Uranus, Speed Bumps, Jennifer
MIA:  NBL


The attack of the purple flowers


Another day, another hash in Port Mercer, or so it seemed to the half-minds who gathered 
in the canal parking lot for a re-visitation of Tabletoes' A to B to C to B to A debacle 
of last year.  After determining that NBL had either gone left when he should have gone 
right or forgone the hash entirely to go cruising in the lesmobile, the apathetic pack 
finally gathered enough momentum to move itself down the towpath while TD considered 
staying behind to contemplate his navel.
  
When the marks led off of the beaten path, Juicy and Solo decided it would be a nice day 
for a training run.  Trudging through what passes for mud these days in NJ, the remainder 
of the pack found itself in a vast expanse of colossal cattails and gargantuan purple 
flowers that bit.  After much confused milling in the shiggy, the Lilliputian hashers once 
again found flour.  TD took down a tree and beat some menacing flowers into submission 
while the rest ot the pack moved on.  Another dash of mud, a pinch of  thorns, and a lovely 
canal-side apres awaited.  TD took Paully for a swim, then he took Ice Blue for a swim, 
Ice Blue tried to see if TD could breathe with his head submerged, and a lovely hash was 
had by all. 


Overheard at the On-In:


To Paully (en route into the canal):  "Just close your eyes and enjoy it"


"I gave myself to Tropical" - Rubber


"They should really make cheeze-whiz with spermicide" - Paully


"You know the record is 6 seconds"  - Rubber (don't ask)


Juicy:  "I got lots of catcalls from cars while Solo and I were running along the road."
Booger:  "When people drive by me, they usually just scream."


" Yeah, I've been a cave man now for about 2000 years." - Booger




Note to Geezer for the hash stats:  lacking input from both our GM and GD, I granted NBL's 
auxillary hash number 729.4.  It met all criteria, from what I understand... hashers and 
beer.  


NEXT HASHES:


We still need volunteers!!!  



#731.4, Wed, Aug 25, 1999, 6 pm, 87 Prospect, Tropical Depression sets.
#732.4, Wed, Sept 1, 1999, 6 pm, 87 Prospect, ???? Sets????
#733.4, Sunday Sept 5, that's SUNDAY, 2pm, 87 Prospect, Pyroman sets, PHHH hits the road?
#734.4, Sunday, Sept 12, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, Minor Tom sets.
#735.4, Sunday, Sept 19, 2 pm PMEDST, Hey Yo!  Paully! sets the autumnanal equinox hash. 
#736.4, Sunday, Sept 26, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, ???? Sets????



For the record, NBL did appear at the apres about 2 hours after the
start. After following Rubber Alan's misleading directions to the start
("It starts at Home Depot"), NBL reports deciding to go for a run on the
tow path...and joyfully discovering the other hounds' cars in the
parking lot. After two unsuccessful attempts to find his way through
those evil purple flowers, and in danger of being benighted, he went
back to the start, where he found TT's helpful diagram of the apres
location.



on-on
Uranus