PRINCETON HHH HASH #725.4


Date: July 21, 1999
Weather: Belligerent
Venue: Not So Boring Lawrenceville
Time: ca. 1 hour
Set By:Wacko
Hashers:  Minor Minor Minor Minor Tom the Army Guy, Catch and Release,
Booger, Speed Bumps, Natural Born Lesbian, Ice Blue Balls, Tropical
Repression, Juicy, Schwa, WePee, Grant Wallace, Discomfort, LLLoda25,
Rubberalan, Rojo, Geezer,
(I am missing two people I think - please advise)
Visitors: Dancing Fool, Dancing Fool's Pal
Hasher in Part: Hey Yo, I'm ohforthree Paully.
Rookies: Jackie
Special Mention to Hash-heroes: Tree, Tropical


         Descriptions, Polemics, and Lies:


                Rumble in the Jungle 2


What is it about Lawrenceville? What kind of drugs are these people on? Or,
better, what drugs should they be on? The large pack was just cruisin'
along, more or less mindlessly running through a rather vanilla, no shiggy
set by Wacko, and was just emerging from one of the decaying industrial
sites for which the great state of New Jersey is so justly famous. It was
no great surprise to find a pair of big-haired harridans screeching at us
from their stoops - that's pretty much expected. Maybe, just maybe, the
Geezer shouldn't have screamed back that it was the end of the world and
that they had only a few minutes left in which to get a life. But soon we
were set upon by a truly hideous creature, enraged, yapping, and flecked
with foam, which ran us down and attacked. Moreover, this atavistic
hellhound, obviously suffering from a serious case of short man syndrome,
had his dog with him, a Siberian Husky of mammoth proportions. The dog soon
ran somewhat afoul of Tree, who was clearly considering which section of
the Husky to eat first, as he held the pitiful creature by its head. Tree
gets the PH3 first Hero Award for thinking better of it all. Second Hero
Award goes to Tropical for not responding to Shorty's f-word laden
invitation to rumble.


Oh well, we have seen similar folk before, if not quite so violent, and I
suppose we'll see more of them.


The hash itself wasn't bad, and, given the high slime content of the last
couple of weeks, maybe the lack of serious shiggy is acceptable. At the
Apres there was good food, lotsa beer, and a grand time was had by all as
we killed time waking Mini and Microwacko from untroubled sleeps, making
out in the hammock, and occupying our fading brains with speculation as the
the fates of NBL and Fool'spal, long missing. Wacko effected a rescue, a
great filum was shown to the delight of all, and it was just one more
wasted evening on the hashing trails of life.


Down-down to LLLoda, who timed it nicely - 25 hashes on her 25th birthday.
NBL will hit 25 on his next hash.


This is the latest schedule that YBS has. Clearly we need some setters.



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