PRINCETON HHH HASH #721.4 Date: June 23, 1999 Weather: Egyptian Time: 1:20 Venue: Down the Assunpink Creek from the little park on Meadowbrook Rd. into Mercer County Park Set By: Hey Yo Paully Hashers: LLLoda, Catch & Release, Schwa, Geezer, Wacko, TableToes, Natural Born Lesbian, Something Juicy, Booger, Discomfort Rookie: Mike Phhh Rookie: Suck My Butt Visitor: The Brother of the Village Idiot EXIT-US And the Lord saith: "Let my people go - on yet another HYP hash". The Israelites gathered on the banks of the Red Sea. They had suffered much tribulation at the hands of the Hey Yo Pharoah. They were seeking release from slavery to their own stupidity for continuing to show up for HYP hashes. Plagued by their mindlessness, they descended into the Wilderness, and began their exodus to Mercer County Park (aka, Canaan - The Land of Beer and Chips). The Red Sea did not part for the PHHH who foolishly followed the blind prophet, Wacko, and found themselves sinking into despair. So visceral was this "sinking" feeling, that Catch and Release was Caught and not Released - pleading for help from his God with plaintive cries of "I'm stuck." Panicked, the PHHH dispersed, failing to follow the true prophet - Moses-Geezer, who braved the unparted waters for their entire length with an unending cacophony of "On On's". Only Wacko and C&R were left to follow the prophet into the promised land, the rest of the diaspora waiting for further signs and clues from their Lord Paully. Some bailed, others perservered, but only two heard Moses-Geezer proclaim - "Never again". Desperate for mannah, the prophet led his disciples right up to the promised apres, but did not partake, instead rushing home in his Geezervan to suffer yet another debacle, the Knicks losing Game 4 to the Spurs. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- NEXT HASHES: #722.4 Wed, June 30, 1999, 6 pm, 87 Prospect, Pyroman sets so PLEASE make sure your shots are up to date! Yada, yada, yada. #723.4 Wed, July 7, 1999, 6 pm, 87 Prospect, Uranus sets. #724.4 Wed, July 14, 1999, 6 pm, 87 Prospect, Speed Bumps Sets. #725.4 Wed, July 21, 1999, 6 pm, 87 Prospect, Tom The Army Guy Sets. #726.4 Wed, July 28, 1999, 6 pm, 87 Prospect, Table Toes Sets??? #727.4 Wed, Aug 4, 1999, 6 pm, 87 Prospect, LRF Sets??? #728.4 Wed, Aug 11, 1999, 6 pm, 87 Prospect, Throatwarbler Mangrove sets. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- To subscribe to the Princeton Hashnet, email the message subscribe phhh to the address majordomo@cdiprinceton.com Post messages to the Princeton Hashnet by e-mailing to phhh@cdiprinceton.com and don't forget to check out our shiggy-filled Web Page http://www.princetonol.com/groups/phhh