*** TFS Evaluation Copy of module : cc:Mail *** PRINCETON HHH HASH #714.4 Date: May 15, 1999 Weather: Blushingly Beautiful Venue: Bull Island State Park Time: 0:50, 1:50 for Hey Yo Paully Set By Delay Lllama and Rojo Hashers: Rubber Alan, Chris Round (now: MAJOR Tom the Army Guy), A Joy to His Mother, Hey Yo! Paully!, LLLoda, Pyroman, Ice Blue Balls, Tropical Depression,Tree and Darby, Speed Bumps, WeiPea, Jetlagging Juicy, Uranus, Grant Wallace Rookie: Steve, Tom the Army Guys Boss Seen at the on in: Geezer, Rojo, Table Toes, Always Open, Delay Lllama Days Since We Last Ran With the LRF: 132 Descriptions, Polemics, Lies: And the Bride Carried Shiggy! or NOT A DEBACLE...HA!!!!! Spring has sprung and a hasher's fancy turns to love. The ticks are biting, the poison ivy is oozing, and the toxic waters are beginning to warm in anticipation of long, lazy summer slogs. What could be more B-U-T-ful than a wedding in B-U-T-ful Bucks Co. you ask? A hash across the river prior to a wedding reception, of course. Although having seen Geezer, Toes and Rojo all dressed up made my heart beat a bit faster!! It was clear from the start that we had all forgotten how to run a Lllama hash. After spending 10 minutes running through wonderfully virgin hash woodlands, the trail was found ON THE ROAD!!! There it stayed for about 3/4 of a mile before cutting into the woods for a few hundred yards, only to reemerge on the road for about 1.5 miles. Across the canal to ye olde toe-path, WeiPea headed straight on true trail into what was repored to be some of the best shiggy we COULD have seen this year. At this point the rest of the apathetic pack simply jogged along the canal path until we found the double cross arrow pointing back to the start (Ah Hah!!!!! The dreaded Yo-Yo of death!!). Somewhere along the way, WeePee emerged from the shiggy..... still on true trail, confused, but undaunted!! Darby threw-up, the hashers ran faster. A short jog across the Delaware River and a wrong turn, found the pack at the Wedding Reception rather than the on in!!! This did not leave the bride blushing but very pale instead. Always open: " You guys know the On In is down that way DON'T YOU???!!! We have cake DOWN THERE!!!!" So a short jog found us sans Hey Yo at a lovely on in stocked with some of the best Champaign this hash has seen (the ONLY Champaign this hash has seen!), wedding cake complete with charactetures of Lllama and Always Open bleeding from the legs. We were even graced with a real life bride and groom complete with photographer in tow (rumor has it he knows DAB). The happy couple did down downs, a hyme was sung and words of congratulations were spoken before returning to the "real" guests. About an hour latter Paully showed up babbling something incoherent about a "double cross arrow that crossed nothing!!!!". The hashers then decided to rejoin the reception long enough to sing to an even paler bride!! Someone was accosted by fat cops in search of lost doughnuts??!!! AAAHHH now that was a hash!!! NOT A DEBACLE!!!! And where does this leave us you ask yourself (go ahead, ask, you know you want to!). This leaves us in hope that this is the worst that we will see of last year's Dysfunction of the Year (hashers dating hashers). That sound you hear is Darwin giggling maniacally. Overheard at the hash: Speed Bumps: "I only PUT the icing in Hey Yo's navel, I did NOT lick it out!" Tree: "Sure I licked it out, but I'm just a dog, besides Tropical held me up while I did it!" Rojo: " I had to force Lllama to go into the woods as it was!" On-On ---------------------------------------------------------------------- NEXT HASHES: #716.4 Sunday, May 23, 1999, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, Skaar Tissue sets #717.4 Sunday, May 30, 1999, 11 am, Rubber and LLLoda set the Reunions hangover hash. NOTE SPECIAL TIME!!! #718.4 Wed, June 2, 1999, 6 pm, Discomfort sets??? #719.4 Wed, June 9, 1999, 6 pm, Ice Blue Balls sets #720.4 Wed, June 16, 1999, 6 pm, Cuban Assassin sets, Apres cookout at the Geezerheim. BYO Veggieburgers. #721.4 Wed, June 23, 1999, 6 pm, Wacko Sets?? #722.4 Wed, June 30, 1999, 6 pm, Pyroman sets #723.4 Wed, July 7, 1999, 6 pm, 87 Prospect, Uranus Sets??? #723.4 Wed, July 14, 1999, 6 pm, 87 Prospect, Speed Bumps Sets??? #723.4 Wed, July 21, 1999, 6 pm, 87 Prospect, A Joy to His Mother Sets??? #723.4 Wed, July 28, 1999, 6 pm, 87 Prospect, Table Toes Sets??? ----------------------------------------------------------------------- To subscribe to the Princeton Hashnet, email the message subscribe phhh to the address majordomo@cdiprinceton.com Post messages to the Princeton Hashnet by e-mailing to phhh@cdiprinceton.com and don't forget to check out our shiggy-filled Web Page http://www.princetonol.com/groups/phhh ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ********************************************************************** This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they are addressed. 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