*** TFS Evaluation Copy of module : cc:Mail *** PRINCETON HHH HASH #713.4 Date: May 9, 1999 Weather: Bright and Sunny Venue: Princeton Time: 1:oo Set By: Excremental Earnings Hashers: Rubber Alan, Pyroman, Ice Blue Balls, Darby, Hey Yo! Paully!, RoJo, LLLoda, Natural Born Lesbian, Speed Bumps, Discomfort, Geezer, Kevin Tessier, Skaar Tissue Rookie: Gabriella the radio personality, one other very upset virgin Bike Hashers: Tropical Depression Days Since We Last Ran With the LRF: 126 Descriptions, Polemics, Lies: A Debacle Even the LRF Would Have Despised Although it's been asked many times many ways: "How much can REALLY go wrong on a Rookie set?" this one was text book. The Geezer wouldn't even need his 130 year old course notes to give this lecture. The LRF would not have even made it to the Dinky tracks. Check marks that could not be found. Flour marks that would end and reappear 1000 feet away. Zig Zagging trail that looped around itself. All of which lead to the quote of the hash by Rubber Allen: "I think I've got this one figured out!" My god people!! What has '99 come to when we need Rubber to figure out the mindset of the hare!!!! If you weren't on this one or several of the same hashes that covered the same trail earlier in the year, here's how this one went: Parking lot at Stevenson. Lake by Canal. Lots of mingling while lost with no check mark. Across Canal. Lots of mingling in woods while marks disappear. Across Canal on RR bridge to The Rusty Scupper, onto golf course. Lots of Mingling on golf course where marks disappear. Pyroman, Geezer, Lesbian and others go back to cars pretty much independently. Pyroman grumbles much like the LRF before his last disappearance. Rubber or Bumps find double cross arrow on golf course, no where near last mark. Remaining hashers find way across golf course, while being yelled at by golfers. Virgin hasher arrives at Stevenson using four letter words which make Pyroman blush (I beleive he did not have I good time!) Lots of Mingling on other side of golf course. Rubber "gets into the mind" of hare and finds on in. Cheese Wiz and cookies. Hare returns to Stevenson and leads others to on in. We run out of beer! How was it we all had one but Paully had six??? Hash is declared a DEBACLE. The paradigm does not shift, the world remains round, the LRF misses nothing! Paully takes long run back to car...attempts to make new friends. Now a completely unsolicited advertisement: SATURDAY SATURDAY SATURDAY SATURDAY SATURDAY SATURDAY SATURDAY SATURDAY SATURDAY May 15 May 15 May 15 May 15 May 15 May 15 May 15 May 15 May 15 May 15 May 15 4:00 4:00 4:00 4:00 4:00 4:00 4:00 4:00 4:00 4:00 4:00 4:00 4:00 4:00 4:00 Rojo sets the "LLLama/Always Open wedding hash", someplace North on Rt 29!! We have been promised a cake and the best Champaign $3.99 can buy!! Could this be the hash to break the string of debacles??!!?? Honestly, I think not, but then again it will be a chance to perhaps catch a glimpse of the world famous Delay Lllama and his beautiful bride Always Open! Yes hashers wedding psuedo-hashers.......where will it all end!!! Perhaps we may even be graced by the presence of the LRF himself??? Who can tell on a magical day such as this one will surely be miracles are sure to happen!! ---------------------------------------------------------------------- NEXT HASHES: #714.4 Saturday, May 15, 1999, 4 pm, 87 Prospect, RoJo sets the Delay LLLama/Always Open wedding reception hash. NOTE DATE and TIME!!! #715.4 Sunday, May 16, 1999, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, Throat Deep sets #716.4 Sunday, May 23, 1999, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, Skaar Tissue sets #717.4 Sunday, May 30, 1999, 11 am, ?????? sets the Reunions hangover hash #718.4 Wednesday, June 2, 1999, 6 pm, Ice Blue Balls sets??? #719.4 Wednesday, June 9, 1999, 6 pm, Discomfort sets??? #720.4 Wednesday, June 16, 1999, 6 pm, Cuban Assassin sets, Apres cookout at the Geezerheim. BYO Veggieburgers. #721.4 Wednesday, June 23, 1999, 6 pm, Wacko Sets?? #722.4 Wednesday, June 30, 1999, 6 pm, Pyroman sets #723.4 Wednesday, July 7, 1999, 6 pm Uranus Sets??? #723.4 Wednesday, July 14, 1999, 6 pm Speed Bumps Sets??? #723.4 Wednesday, July 21, 1999, 6 pm A Joy to His Mother Sets??? #723.4 Wednesday, July 28, 1999, 6 pm Table Toes Sets??? ----------------------------------------------------------------------- To subscribe to the Princeton Hashnet, email the message subscribe phhh to the address majordomo@cdiprinceton.com Post messages to the Princeton Hashnet by e-mailing to phhh@cdiprinceton.com and don't forget to check out our shiggy-filled Web Page http://www.princetonol.com/groups/phhh ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ********************************************************************** This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they are addressed. 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