PRINCETON HHH HASH #705.4 and 708.4
Date: March 21 and April 8, 1999
Weather: rain and shine
Venue: Hairpins
Time: 1:15 and infinite
Set By:Hey, YO! Paully
Hashers:


05: several, all of whom are in the database, and one of whom never
returned. Here's an approx:


Geezer, Wacko, Juicy, Solo,  Schwa, Excremental Earnings, Mark Evans (?),
OuiPui, Uranus, RoJo, LLLoda, Rubberalan, Natural Born Lesbian, Speed Bumps


08: Pyroman, Geezer, Petting Zoo, RoJo, Table Toes, Rubber Alan
          A Joy to His Mother, Throat Deep, LLLoda, Discomfort



                        Descriptions, Polemics, and Lies:


Two A-Pauling Sets


Two runs, one setter, one MO. Run 'em out a long way, cross something
difficult, then run 'em back again. Feed 'em well and hope they forget or
at least forgive. Works pretty well, I guess. '05 used Route 95 or 295 or
some big road anyway (out near the House of Shih) as a ruler, and we ran
through the rain till we got tired, then were sent under the highway
through a culvert of surpassing sliminess (nice, Paully), and then right
back the way we came. I was cold and my feet were wet.


'08? same-o, same-o, but our Paully used the canal as the dividing line
this time. Down one side and back the other, except for one little thing.
It's not wise to set a two hour hash when there is only one hour available
before the Great Viewing. Oh well, folks bailed in various ways, and no one
followed the whole trail. As the Geezer cruised in to the Rusty Scupper
parking lot, his skin beginning to rot and peel from a recent trans canal
swim, he was treated to the sight of Paully deep in conversation with
Ptomaine Ptom, owner/manager of the Rursty S. "My customers can't stand the
sight of you - get outta here. What I need you to do is beat it."  The
Geezer attacked, but couldn't get the Geezervan's steering under control in
time to run over Ptomaine. There ensued a Great Confrontation in which the
Geezer pointed out that as none of the "customers" would survive the day in
his poison pit, why not let them look, and who cares about people who would
eat in such a place, anyway? Ptomain Ptom excoriated the beautiful van, and
threatened to call the wrecker. Vintage end-of-hash stuff.  Off to the
flicks we went.






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Maitland Jones, Jr.
Department of Chemistry,
Princeton University, Princeton, NJ 08544
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