PRINCETON HHH HASH #689.4 Date: November 29, 1998 Weather: Pill Grim Venue: Port Mercer Time: 46 min Set By: Wacko Hashers: Morrow Pettigrew, Hand Solo, Hey Yo! Paully!, Weepy, A Joy to his Mother, Rubber Alan, Geezer, Speed Bumps, Abbie Bagley-Young Rookie: Laura Rubber'spal Descriptions, Polemics, and Lies: The Good Ship Lollipop Once in a while, we manage to shirk our family obligations and spend a Sunday afternoon being stupid. It has to tell you something when eleven hashers show up on Thanksgiving weekend. While Mrs. Wacko slept, our beloved hare sedated the kids and snuck out of the house. Little did he know that he and his paternally atrophied hamstrings would be required to set a live hare hash. As he zoomed off, leaving the promise of "new territory" in Port Mercer wafting on the breeze, gales of laughter could be heard in the vicinity of 87 Prospect. Remarkably, Wacko found some relatively unexplored territory, including some brand-new back yards and a stretch of delicious shiggy. A few half-mind hounds even made the mistake of following Joy through the shiggy and somehow managed not to pay for it with their lives. The wonders never cease. Wacko ended the hash with a classic Lollipop (Geezer prefers Hangman's Noose), lazily leading the trail back to the original out trail, which the hounds mindlessly followed backwards to the start. When Wacko returned, the air filled with the mellifluous strains of the sort of vituperative amertume usually reserved only for Rambo the Love Commando. In any event, Wacko insisted that the hounds get some exercise by running to the parking lot of the proto-Target. Starved of their precious beer and twinkies, all but one of the hounds fell for it. On-On The Unknown Hasher ----------------------------------------------------------------------- NEXT HASHES: #690.4 Sunday, Dec 6, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, Joy sets #691.4 Sunday, Dec 13, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, The Cuban Assassin sets #692.4 Sunday, Dec 20, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, Hey Yo! Paully! sets a 10 minute all-wilderness hash #693.4 Sunday, Dec 27, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, VOLUNTEER to set Hash #54 in '98! ... #700.4 Sunday, Feb 14, 1999, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, Hard Core VII, RoJo's VD Revenge! Ask Santa for kevlar socks! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- To subscribe to the Princeton Hashnet, email the message subscribe phhh to the address majordomo@cdiprinceton.com Post messages to the Princeton Hashnet by emailing to phhh@cdiprinceton.com and don't forget to check out our shiggy-filled Web Page http://www.princetonol.com/groups/phhh -----------------------------------------------------------------------