PRINCETON HHH HASH #687.4 Date: November 15, 1998 Weather: Kale Venue: Bucks County Time: 69 min Set By: Pyro Man Hashers: Sprained Juicy, Throat Deep, Morrow Pettigrew, We Pee, A Joy to his Mother, Rubber Alan, Geezer, RoJo, Speed Bumps, Tropical Depression, Ice Blue Balls, Tree, Darby, 242!! Rookies: Michael Chokr, Abbie Bagley-Young Descriptions, Polemics, and Lies: Bucks Loses its Luster No ankle-deep mine tailings, no dogs washed away, no Land Speeders, no biological waste, no weather of the sort that makes you swear never to go outside again, and worst of all, NO BROKEN BONES!!! You will excuse the PHHH for doubting that it was really in Bucks County, as nothing Terrible happened. Hell, there weren't even Radioactive Red Oreos. Certain hashers, when interviewed afterwards, seemed to recall paying 50 cents to cross a bridge, but after that, it was all a blur. Pretty sketchy if you ask me. And shiggy? Aren't PHHH hashes, and Pyro Man's in particular, famed for shiggy, stream wades, blood in socks, tunnel traverses? None of the above was present. Suspiciously, only Geezer had any blood on the outside of his body, but he bleeds opening the fridge, so even that isolated observation is inconclusive. A theory was advanced, and this may explain a lot, that Speed Bumps set this one, perhaps explaining why Bumps's previous set (673.4) seemed so much like a Pyro hash. More wacko (no offense) theories about brain transplants and grand conspiracies aside, there may be something to this one. And by the way: Luster: n. renown; splendor; distinction; Glory. (fr. lustrare - to purify, lustrum - a purificatory sacrifice). NOT: Luster: n. one who lusts. On-On The Unknown Hasher ----------------------------------------------------------------------- NEXT HASHES: #688.4 Sunday, Nov 22, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, OH NO!!! Nobody has volunteered!!! #689.4 Sunday, Nov 29, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, Throatwarbler Mangrove sets #690.4 Sunday, Dec 6, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, Joy sets #691.4 Sunday, Dec 13, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, The Cuban Assassin sets #692.4 Sunday, Dec 20, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, Hey Yo! Paully! sets a 10 minute all-wilderness hash #693.4 Sunday, Dec 27, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, Hash #54 in '98, as promised ----------------------------------------------------------------------- To subscribe to the Princeton Hashnet, email the message subscribe phhh to the address majordomo@cdiprinceton.com Post messages to the Princeton Hashnet by emailing to phhh@cdiprinceton.com and don't forget to check out our shiggy-filled Web Page http://www.princetonol.com/groups/phhh -----------------------------------------------------------------------