PRINCETON HHH HASH #686.6


Date:     November 8, 1998
Weather:  Blue Moonish
Venue:    The College of NJ  & environs
Time:     1 hr 22 minutes
Set By:   Twinkling Table Toes
Hashers:  Pyro, Speedbumps, Discomfort, Christine & Ranger, Rubber
Allen, "I may be Juicy, but I don't have to be wet!", Uranus, Rubber
Allen, Wacko, We Peee, RoJo, and Bang 'um Harder, Doctor!!


Rookie:  Milli-Pyro (the only cute one of the bunch...well, maybe
ranger, too)



It was a "sweaty hash" according to the rookie. It seemed like the new
standard in PHHH hashes - some lovely shiggy, followed by a bunch of
roads, eventually leading to the hare's abode. It could have been just
another hash, except for the "kidnapping" (at least, that what SHE
called it). It happened right after the first check, on the shores of a
mighty, roaring streamlet. It was so terrifying that Discomfort,
Christine and Ranger immediately took off directly away from the trail
and were not seen again. As the hounds stood on the banks of that modest
(but oh-so-scary) body of water, a cry went up - "But my feeeeeeet will
get wettt" Juicy whined. Bravely, mustering all his water repellency and
following in Hand Job's steps, Rubber Allen hoisted all 87 pounds of
Juicy over his shoulder, strode across the rapids, and into the dense
shiggy on the other side. Here is where the stories diverge - all we
know for sure is that now Juicy has poison ivy on her butt.


But the rest of the hounds continued following the trail undaunted, and
eventually found themselves at Chez Toes, with all the fixin's - chips,
salsa, cheesy poofs, goldfish, beer, and yes, TWINKIES. Once again, the
hounds proved that they may have less than half a brain between them by
scarfing down boxes of the chemical creations. They even dabbled in
scientific experimentation by attempting to prove that twinkies will
vaporize if microwaved - but it turns out that it just got really hard
and oozed white stuff.


Plenty of entertainment was provided - Speedbumps did body contortions
and toes that spread were compared with webbed toes. We Pee, not
familiar with hash non-ettiquette, tried to criticize Uranus for
belching loudly, but was quickly put in his place by the other hashers.
And Rojo told (sadly unverified) tales of a Blue Moon over Zaire...