PRINCETON HHH HASH #684.4


Date: October 25, 1998
Weather: Himalayan
Venue: Sourland
Time: 1:35
Set By: Hand Solo
Hashers:  RoJo, Hey Yo!! Paully, Geezer, LRF, Delay LLLama, Ice Blue Balls
et canaglia, Tropical Repression, Discomfort
Rookies: BabyFace and BabyFace'spal


                                Descriptions, Polemics, and Lies:



    The tone for #684.4 was perhaps set when two rookies drove up,
telling us that they had heard of the PH3 from someone named Twinkletoes.
Visions of Table Toes cavorting about in a pink tutu aside, the name simply
doesn't sing, and couldn't have been right (Twinkietoes, maybe). Some of us
may have been scared off by Solo's directions, which specifically mentioned
the Carrier Clinic, a sensitive subject for many of our recent detainees.
Discretion must have appeared the better path to some, and so we had a
rather small group for the LLLama's pen(?)ultimate hash.


    Solo rounded up many of the usual Sourland suspects - fields of
boulders, fall thorns loaded with venom, corn stubblefields from Hell.
Marks led nowhere on occasion, but at least we didn't need the flashlights.
The promised food from Dr. No didn't appear, unless it was that deomposing
Bambi on the tracks - it might have been, but the carcas did look more
appetizing than the usual No fare.


    So the LLLama is off to California after 201 or 202 Princeton
Hashes, including some of the most evil sets ever inflicted on the PH3. We
will never forget - or perhaps recover from - those 8 mile straights,
always on concrete or railroad ties. And although we will continue to
celebrate Losar in your memory, LLLama, at least we will be spared the
Chang.


    If my records are correct, and of course they are, our LLLama ran
an astonishing 79% of the possible Princeton hashes. Two hundred wasted
days - days that could have been used to forclose on widows and orphans,
play the stock market, stick up 7-11s, hang out at the Belle Meade Inn -
whatever - all spent on the terminal silliness of the PH3. Sounds like
maybe the LLLama's got something there to me. We hope you get a life in
California, LLLama, but I guess it's pretty doubtful.  But then - the
possibility is Always Open, isn't it?


    Come back sometimes LLLama, please; the PH3 loves you - just don't
set.


                 YBS
    Next Hashes, Official Schedule


#685.4 Sunday, Nov  1, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, Iced Tropical Blue
Depression Balls set The Family-Friendly All Saints Day Hash.


#686.4 Sunday, Nov  8, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, Table Toes sets


#687.4 Sunday, Nov 15, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, Pyro Man sets


#688.4 Sunday, Nov 22, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, Wacko sets???  or maybe we
can convince Big Nut to set again???


#689.4 Sunday, Nov 29, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, Throatwarbler Mangrove sets???


#690.4 Sunday, Dec  6, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, Joy sets???


#691.4 Sunday, Dec 13, 1998, 4:33 pm, 87 Prospect, Toxic Waste sets the
Hanukah Hash (hash starts at sundown)??????


#692.4 Sunday, Dec 20, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, Hey Yo! Paully! sets a 10
minute all-wilderness hash