PRINCETON HHH HASH #680.4 Date: September 27, 1998 Weather: Bloody Venue: Bucks County (Holy Family College to Core Sample Park) Time: 49 min Set By: Road Jaundice Hashers: Discomfort, Uranus Williams, Geezer, Wacko, Hand Solo, A Joy to His Mother, Throat Deep (aka Justin N.), Erin Walsh, Out of Juicy, Ice Blue Balls, Tree, Darby, Tropical Depression, Table Toes, Omar Saleh, Lev Kaufman, Speed Bumps, Pyro Man, One Stud at a Time, Rubber Alan Rookie: Max Balls'spal Descriptions, Polemics, and Lies: It's not the Heat, it's the Stupidity RoJo promised to deliver a road-free, though not necessarily pain-free, hash. Let's just say it was a breech birth. Our mighty Grande Dominatrix was apparently too lazy to set a check mark in the parking lot and send us scurrying around looking for marks in the ankle-high savanna grass. Instead, she settled for "go that way", lowering her boom-like arm in the direction of a bulldozed field of Speed-Bumps's-bumps-munching stumps. Tropical Depression, often a tree killer, manhandled Tree without killing her, though Tree managed to convince him that she wasn't going anywhere near water. This impasse proved quite inconvenient for Troppy-D, since the next 15 minutes of the hash required scuba gear for the non-SCBs. TD and Tree showed up again on the relatively high ground of a corn field water(?!?!) check. In the meantime, Bumps went for a refreshing swim. Justin, reportedly muttering "Arr, maties, here there be treasure" dove repeatedly into the muck, coming up empty-handed every time. Toes took a nice dive, rather neatly missing the water. Uranus performed a lovely acrobatic floor routine for the Geezer but failed to stick the dismount, much to the dismay of Max, the Russian judge. By the time the hounds reached the second(?!?!) water check, the morning half-marathoners (you know who you are, you sickos) were crawling, begging for mercy. One even attempted to hide in the back of RoJo's rainbow ride (why do you think they called it OUTback?), seeking respite from the coming false trails and shiggy switchbacks. Let's just say that RoJo set that hasher straight, if you know what I mean. The half-marahashers walked, LLLama-lllike but sans blonde, straight toward the On-In, while the other intrepid half-minds suffered the best that RoJo had to offer deep in the woods, if you know what I mean. Wink wink, nudge nudge? Say no more. On On The Unknown Hasher p.s. Geezer had blood in his socks. The hash counts. NEXT HASHES: #681.4 Sunday, Oct 4, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, Discomfort sets #682.4 Sunday, Oct 11, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, Pyroman Sets #683.4 Sunday, Oct 18, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, Justin and Erin set??? #684.4 Sunday, Oct 25, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, Hand Solo sets #685.4 Sunday, Nov 1, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, Juicy sets??? #686.4 Sunday, Nov 8, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, Table Toes sets #687.4 Sunday, Nov 15, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, Ice Blue Balls sets??? #688.4 Sunday, Nov 22, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, Wacko sets??? or maybe we can convince Big Nut to set again??? #689.4 Sunday, Nov 29, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, Joy sets??? ----------------------------------------------------------------------- To subscribe to the Princeton Hashnet, email the message subscribe phhh to the address majordomo@cdiprinceton.com Post messages to the Princeton Hashnet by emailing to phhh@cdiprinceton.com and don't forget to check out our Web Page http://www.princetonol.com/groups/phhh -----------------------------------------------------------------------