PRINCETON HHH HASH #679.4 - Western Division

Date:     September 20, 1998
Weather:  crisp, dry and thin
Venue:    Breckenridge, Colorado
Elevation: 9700'
Time:     80 min
Set By:   Wacko
Hashers:  Wacko, and small, energetic unnamed actor, 242, 242's sister
- Anne, Marrin - artist chick from Colorado College, a Bohemian couple
from Vail.

Descriptions, Polemics, and Lies:

                    "You only get One Take"

"BOOORINNG": The bordom in this hash between unbarable shiggy,
turbulent emotions of empathy, fear, lust and regret can be measured
in picoseconds. Without the necessary stamina, or drybags, the hounds
found themselves woefully unprepared to face the epic experience of
"One Take" in the already breath-robbing near-vacuum of Breckenridge's
"Back Stage Theator". From the naked buttocks on a trecherous
cliffside (reportedly inspired by our 242, himself), through the
unraveling of a diabolically set trail to the sudden, wonderful,
horrific, heart-, gut- and genitalia-wretching conclusion, the hare
relentlessly drags the dogged pack through a barrage of bagering
demands: "can one ever undo the selfish deeds of one's past?" "Can one
go forth carrying the baggage born from sin?" "How long can one flay
oneself?" "How can your life continue with the love lost that used to
be all of you?" "How many takes on life do we have?" - and all the
while the hashers were vexed with the nagging question of "who done
it?". Of course, they are only hashers and couldn't answer any of
these questions.
  "yuck!" I've soiled myself. Did I vomit on my lap from laughing
so hard? Did the tears soak through my shirt and underware? Did I
cream in my pants while dreaming of the seductive apparition that
torments our hero? Or did I just sweat through my clothes? - I need to
leave, but I just can't!
  A fine Apres was enjoyed by all at the Breckenridge Noodles and
Beans Cafe where the conclusion had set all questions to rest, except
one - "how could a hasher give birth to such a gem?"
  Miss "One Take" and you're a sad, sad wanker - dry bag required.
Shitty Flick, Wacko.

NEXT HASHES:

#680.4 Sunday, September 27, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, RoJo stars in
"Debbie Does Bucks County"

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