In a leak from the PHHH and the computer of Pyro Clinton the following
     speech has been found:
     
         I must take complete responsibility for my actions, both public 
     (Joy's kitchen) and in private (his bedroom).  That is why I am 
     speaking  to you tonight.
     
          As you know, in an email from Booger, I was questioned about my
     relationship with Hey Yo Paully.  While my answers were legally  
     accurate, I did not volunteer information.
     
          Indeed, I did have a relationship with Hey Yo Paully that was not
     appropriate. In fact, it was wrong.  It constituted a critical lapse in
     judgment and a personal failure on my part for which I am solely and
     completely responsible.
     
          I know that my answers gave you the wrong impression.  I misled
     people, including even the hash. I deeply regret that.   I can only 
     tell you that I was motivated by many factors.  First, by a desire to 
     cover my sorry a**, but also to protect Paully and the rest of the hash 
     from the embarrasment of our conduct.
     
        Now, this matter is between me, the two people I love most -- The 
     Grand Dominatrix and Geezer -- and our God. I must put it right, and I 
     am prepared to set as many hashes as it takes to do so, hell I might 
     even set in New Jersey.
     
          Nothing is less important to me personally. But this is private, 
     and I intend to reclaim my hash life. It's nobody's business but ours.
     Even hashers have private lives, if they have lives at all. It is
     time to stop the pursuit of  personal destruction and the prying and 
     get on with our business.
     
          Our hash has been distracted by this matter for too long, and I 
     take full  responsibility for my part in all of this.  I ask you to 
     turn away from this spectacle and to return your attention to a pure 
     hash.
     
          And now onto the Hash:
     
     
       PRINCETON HHH HASH #677.4
     
     Date:     September 9, 1998
     Weather:  Presedential
     Venue:    Princeton
     Time:     1 hr 10 min
     Set By:   Joy to his Mutha
     Hashers:  RoJo, Booger, Hey Yo! Paully!, Table Toes, Rubber Alan, Pyro  
               Man,  Speed Bumps, Slick n' Juicy, Uranus, Skaar Tissue, 
               Ice Blue Balls, Tree, Darby, Rob with no name, and others who 
                I don't recall or are remaining nameless to protect their    
                future political lives!  (If this was you send your name to  
                Joy for hash credit!)
     
     Descriptions, Polemics, and Lies:
     
             Joy set a devious false trail ten minutes before the hounds 
     arrived and we were all stupid enough to follow it.  Of course the true 
     trail was 180 degrees in the opposite direction through buildings and 
     across Nassau Street.  Shortly there after the hash was accosted by the 
     most vile of human beings,  The STREAM NAZI!!!  Yes this woman was very 
     upset that she could not go into the stream behind her  condo, yet we 
     hashers could.  After yelling at us "KIDS" to get out of there, we all 
     felt much better (especially those of us over 30).  Let's see, we ran 
     some roads, went past a top secret humming building, ran some more 
     roads and on-in to Joy's humble abode.
     
          "Make yourselves at home"... famous last words from Joy.  While 
     Joy went out in search of lost hashers, the pack took him literally.  
     After Paully found the whipped topping, bananas, and an assortment of
     vegetables, there was nowhere to go but down hill.  Uranus  sprayed 
     second hand topping on Paully's chest.  Hey Yo was  swung over Rob's 
     shoulders wearing nothing more than an apron (and a very cute apron it 
     was).
        Rubber Allen made himself proud by NOT saying something.  Pyro and  
     Paully made a Speed Bumps sandwich in the kitchen but were last  seen 
     in Joy's bed sans Bumps (Editors note:  I just did it for a beer  
     OK!!!)
     
     
     NEXT HASHES:
     
        WE NEED HARES AGAIN FOLKS!!!!!!  VOLUNTEER OR WE WILL MOVE THE HASH 
     TO BUCKS COUNTY!!!!!!!
     
     
     #679.4 Sunday, September 20, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect,  A. G. Zaire sets
     #680.4 Sunday, September 27, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, RoJo sets in...
     B-U-T-ful Bucks Co.!!!!!!
     #681.4 Sunday, Oct 4, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, Pyroman Sets????
     #682.4 Sunday, Oct 11, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect,?????
     #683.4 Sunday, Oct 18, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect,???
     #684.4 Sunday, Oct 25, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect,???
     #685.4 Sunday, November 1, 1998, 10:00 am, Verrazano Bridge, Staten 
     Island NYC, NYRRC set the NYC Marathon!!!!!
     
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