PRINCETON HHH HASH #672.4 A Farewell to 242
     
          Date:     Aug 5, 1998
          Weather:  Hot and Clammy
          Venue:    Sourlands
          Time:     1:00 or so
          Set By:   A Joy to His Mother
          Hashers:  Hey Yo! Paully!, Uranus Williams, Speed Bumps, Booger,   
                    Pyro Man, I'm sooo Dirty, Two Dicks, One Stud at Time,
                    Rubber Alan (who showed up late and ran it backwards),   
                    Table Toes, Hand Solo, Safe Sweats, 242
          Virgins:  Dan and Jeff... two high school kids 242 picked up on
                    the trail.
     
     
          The Year is 2050
     
        Tommy: Grandpa Pyro, tell me that story I like again, you know the 
     one  about the great masher 343!!
     
        Pyro:  That's Hasher Tommy, Hasher!!  And his name was 242, not
     343.  Well, son, I wasn't there when he first came to the PHHH.  Some
     say he was  delivered from the heavens, others say he was cast upon
     us like a  plague of locus, but I always thought he was just 
     half-witted enough to have  listened to the ancient one we called the 
     Geezer.  Ahh, the Geezer... now there's a story, Tommy!
     
          Tommy:  NOOOOOOOO Grandpa!!  I don't like that one!  It's toooo
     scary! Tooo  much blood and stuff!!!
     
          Pyro:  OK, OK... no Geezer stories.  They say that 242 was named
     for being the first  to reach the beer twice in a row, but I know 
     better.  He declared himself 242  for it's deeper spiritual meaning.  
     You see Tommy, 242 spelled  backwards is still 242, which is allegedly 
     the number of jumpies it takes to reach nirvana.  242 could smell a
     golfcourse 0.5 miles away, and could fit through a sewer pipe with the
     best of them!   The eternal question in his day persisted; if 242 
     doesn't disrobe at the apres, is it still  a hash?
     
          Tommy:  Grandpa .... did you take your pills today?
     
          Pyro:  I remember when I first meet 242,.  We were far ahead of 
     the pack on a Solo hash. Ever the compassionate one, 242 stopped and
     said: "Let's regroup.  While we wait we can do Jumpies!!!"
     
          Tommy:  What are jumpies Grandpa?
     
          Pyro:  Well they're hard to explain.  Why don't I show you.  OK 
     here we go... AHHH UHHH ARRRRGGGGGG!
     
          Tommy:  Grandpa?  Grandpa?  Grandpa!!!  MOM!!  Grandpa tried to do
     jumpies without his medication and I think he's dead!!!
     
     
          Joy set a good hash.  Paully ran the road, spiders as big as small
     mice,  rocks the size of small cars,  Two Dicks didn't regroup, some
     people  shortcut, 242 did jumpies and took off his shirt, Booger led us 
     in "Swing Low, Sweet Chariot", and Joy didn't have enough beer.
     
          It was a Joyful hash.
          it was a sad hash.
          Farewell Dr. 242!!!!!!!!
          "That's Dr. Asshole to you!"
     
          
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     We NEED people to set for the last two Wed of this summer!!!!!!!!!!  
     Volunteer or suffer the wrath of a Pyro set in Bucks Co.!!!!!!
       
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     #678.4 Sunday, September 13, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, Rubber Allen sets his 
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