PRINCETON HHH HASH #670.4
     
     Date:     July 22, 1998
     Weather:  Hot and Sticky
     Venue:    Canal Behind Walmart (Port Mercer?)
     Time:     Somewhere between 1:15 and 3hr before we found Gerbils
     Set By:   Wacko
     Hashers:  Hey Yo! Paully!, Uranus Williams, Speed Bumps, Booger, Delay  
               LLLama, Thick 'n' Juicy, Pyro Man, One Stud at a Time, 
               Birk Huber, Birk's soon to be ex friend Amy Rue, , Rubber     
               Alan, Table Toes, Hand Solo
             
     DNF:      Hand Solo, The Gerbils are Lost and Wandering 
     
     Descriptions, Polemics, and Lies:
     
     "If you're blindfolded your NOT naked!!!!!"  -Paully-
     
     Ya just can't beat logic like that with a stick.  Of course we'd all 
     enjoy beating Paully with a stick, but then again so would Paully.  
     Like my mother always said "Don't mud wrestle with a pig because in the 
     end you're both dirty and the pig enjoys it!"  
     
     And mud wrestle we all did as Wacko sent the hounds deep into the swamp 
     lands of Mercer Co.  Cattails over six feet tall, or were they only 
     three and we were sinking three feet deep into the mud?  
     
     "Hey, Rubber and I found a nice stream to wash our feet off in"  Bumps
     "Well why are they covered in mud then?"  Pyro
     "We fell in the mud getting out of the stream"  Bumps
     
     Yep Mom was right again!  
     
     But at least once the pack survived being lost in the swamp/woods they 
     were treated to a nonexistent beer check near lovely Princeton Pike.  
     Off we went into the mountains of decaying wood were Booger managed to 
     find a synthetic mountain of asphalt and Delay never once climbed to 
     the top of a single Mountain.  But Delay was overjoyed at the mile of 
     road yet to come followed by some of the best shiggy and stinging 
     nettles the hash has seen in several weeks.  A little jog along the 
     canal and lots of beer latter we almost forgot we had lost Gerbils 
     (except he had Pyro's keys, and inside Pyro's car were keys of two 
     other hashers)...hence serious concern for Gerbils well being, and 
     Pyro's intelligence.  Now solo on the other hand................
     
     
     
     
     
     We NEED people to set!!!!!!!!!! Volunteer or suffer the wrath of the 
     GD!!!
     
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