PRINCETON HHH HASH #656.4

Date: April 26, 1998
Weather: still wet
Venue: New Road East -Route 1 - Whimpering Woods, etc. etc., ad nauseum
Time: 1:11
Set By: Ice Blue Balls
Hashers:  RoJo, Colleen Kennedy, Hey Yo!! Paully, Charlie Haisch, Drew
Ronneberg, 242, Uranus Williams, Geezer, Maryanne Adams, Valerie Harr,
Wacko, LRF

		Descriptions, Polemics, and Lies:


	It was darker inside the trunk of Zaire's car than it was outside,
even at 3 am. We were on our way, I felt sure, to Zaire's favorite haunt,
the Belle Meade Inn. It was getting getting hard to breath and something
was trying to chew its way through the hood over my face. The car stopped
and someone got in. The smell of a foul cigar soon told me who the
passenger was. Although my situation was already dire, the arrival of the
Cuban Assassin surely removed all vestiges of hope.
	I could smell the stale beer - always Stegmeier at the BMI - as
they hustled me into Zaire's private back room. Jorge - I was sure it was
Jorge, though he said not a word - tied me roughly to a chair and removed
the hood, now frayed with the tooth marks of the nameless rodent that had
just missed dining on my vitals. Jorge it was, and opposite me sat Zaire
and the Assassin, both angry, malevolent, and all-too-prone to violent
solutions to the slightest problem. And there was no doubt that they saw me
as a big problem.
	"So where is it?" snarled Zaire, smashing a Steg bottle against the
wall, "you know we count on being kept up to date." The Assassin leaned
forward and absently fingered my left kneecap as he continued Zaire's
thoughts, "And the Geezer, you know he likes to keep the records current."
Another ominous note - the Geezer and the Assassin were very tight;
everyone knew that, and the violent old revolutionary was known to be
unaccountably loyal at times. As if he was reading my mind, he continued,
"You know, we take it very badly if the Geezer gets inconvenienced". "So,
where," Zaire went on in his barely audible tone, so filled with menace,
"is the damned writeup, eh?" The big Cuban's grip on my kneecap tightened.
In a moment it would be prized off.
	I knew it would do no good to plead and whine - that would just
whet their appetites for more. At that moment I heard a door slam - Jorge
escaping, no doubt. Or was it? Did I detect an air of sudden distraction in
Zaire - could he be losing interest in me? What could attract him more than
the prospect of gratuitous violence? "Get him out of here," he said over
his shoulder to the Assassin as he left for the darkend bar where I could
now recognize in silhouette the familiar form of Road Jaundice.

YBS




Next Hashes, Official Schedule

#659.4 Sunday, May 17, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, Big Nut Sets
#660.4 Sunday, May 24, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, Pinup sets
#661.4 Sunday, May 31, 1998, 10 am, 87 Prospect, Wacko sets the reunions
hangover hash NOTE TIME!
#662.4 Sunday, June 7, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, Solo Sets
#663.4 Wednesday, June 10, 1998, 6 pm, 87 Prospect, Uranus Williams sets
#664.4 Wednesday, June 17, 1998, 6 pm, 87 Prospect, LRF sets.
#665.4 Wednesday, June 24, 1998, 6 pm, 87 Prospect, Geezer sets
#666.4 Ca. Wednesday, July 1, 1998, 6 pm, 87 Prospect, Pyroman and A Joy to
his Mutha set
#668.4 Wednesday, July 8, 1998, 6 pm, 87 Prospect, Skaar Tissue sets.
#668.4 Wednesday, July 15, 1998, 6 pm, 87 Prospect.

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