PRINCETON HHH HASH #655.4

Date: April 19, 1998
Weather: quagmirish
Venue: Rosedale Park
Time: 1:01
Set By: The Geezer and the Mystery Truck
Hashers:  RoJo, Colleen Kennedy, Delay LLLama, Julie, Hey Yo!!
Paully,
Charlie Haisch, Drew Ronneberg, Lev Hofman, Omar Saleh, 242, Michael
Gerstenberger, Benedicta Gerstenberger, Reluctant Breeder, Big Nut,
Ice
Blue Balls, The Gerbils are Sick and Dead
Rookies:Stephanie Smith, Adam Chicco


All The Dead Animals Were On:


A raw, wet, but not too long romp in the woods.

There were no major complaints for lack of flour, but I distinctly
remember seeing about 13 marks total - but that's me.  The hare told
us
some marks may not be there due to weather - poor excuse!  (You may
recall the weather being a factor but not being mentioned at hash
#651.4).  He also said "there are arrows", so trite for this man.

I wasn't on flour much, if at all.  I eventually saw a pack of
hashers two
fields over, a tune chimed through my head (Dah Dah Da Da Dah, Dah Da
Da Da Dah....to the theme of Upyourassic Park).  They looked like a
herd
of migrating dinosaurs; I estimated an azimuth and expertly headed
them
off.

I only saw one arrow, and it was directed at a cozy but decrepit
hangar
or barn.  I went in hoping for some brew but was disappointed.  The
great Dane saw me in there but did not follow - I guess she wasn't
available at the time, perhaps another.

I then became mazed in thorns.  I now have a higher regard for Jesus
Christ (whom can be seen hanging around near Valerie and Pete's
places).  On the way home I plucked a 0.025-foot long prick from my
left
palm, as well as a dog tick from my left leg - it's time for regular
tick
checks again - Oh Goody!

No down-downs were forced upon the setter(s) nor Ice Blue Balls'
father - now affectionately known as dog-watching auto-hasher Joe,
although he has blue balls.  WE MUST, WE MUST, WE MUST DO
DOWN-DOWNS.  I am partly to blame for this and should have said
something; but I was probably saying something else at the time
(imagine
that).  Joe is cool, you could tell he wants me to date his
daughter(s).  He
has lived two plus years on the land side of some North Carolinian
sound
and he is still trying to get Oriented.

Goebbles attempted to pin the name of SUCK ME HARD, or equivalent, on
Colleen Kennedy (the Medical College of Philadelphia student - La
Salle
University undergrad - that's cute,  just shorter than average, and
blonde
whose father's friend and co-worker professed me all I know about the
fundamentals of geology (she's engaged but I've never seen him on a
hash so anything goes!)).  What an awesome and fitting name (just ask
her - I, you, and she know I will).  The Geez shot it down [probably
because he didn't think of it].  Speaking of geology, recent recruit
Lev
may have a job in Cranbury.  I can't say the same about his Physics
major friend {maybe he can become a professional pool shark}.

The hash ended without Breeder who wanted to go swimming and catch
ammonia (this from a guy who swerved off the On-On caravan to do
mud tricks and made people wait to go home because he wanted to get

high as a kite).  Chips, salsa, coke (soda variety) and bud was
ingested.
Dare I say enjoyed? - No, it was eaten and/or drunk.  We'd have eaten
the dogs and drunk from the lake if we had to.  YO!  How about some
better fare and hanging out (I wrote hanging out)?  HINT:  Iced Blue
Balls
hash next week should not be missed!  I went home and bathed the dog
odor and hair from my wet and bloody body.

Joy for Joy - for he was in Boston.  Hopefully the curse of Solo's
number
won't catch up to him, at least until 26 miles and 365 yards.  Shitty
hash,
descent apres (remember my roots).  On-On (but not before one more
parenthetical)!


Descriptions, Polemics, and Lies:

Next Hashes:
#656.4 Sunday, April 26, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, Ice Blue Balls Sets
#657.4 Sunday, May 3, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, Reluctant Breeder and
Gerbils Set
#658.4 Sunday, May 10, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, Road Jaundice Sets
#659.4 Sunday, May 17, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, Dave 'n Drew set
#660.4 Sunday, May 24, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, Skaar Tissue sets
#661.4 Sunday, May 31, 1998, 10 am, 87 Prospect, Wacko sets the
reunions
hangover hash NOTE TIME!
#662.4 Sunday, June 7, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, Solo Sets
#663.4 Wednesday, June 10, 1998 2, pm, 87 Prospect, Big Nut Sets??
#664.4 Wednesday, June 17, 1998 2, pm, 87 Prospect,
#665.4 Wednesday, June 24, 1998 2, pm, 87 Prospect,
#666.4 Ca. Wednesday, July 1, 1998 2, pm, 87 Prospect, Pyroman and A
Joy to
his Mutha set