PRINCETON HHH HASH #654.4 Date: April 11, 1998 Weather: Quotably warm Venue: Herrontown woods and back to Princeton... or so I hear Time: ca. 2h... or so I hear Mis-Set By: Table Toes and Valarie (is she officially "Juicy"?)Harr Hashers: Delay LLLama, 242, Speed Bumps, Hey YO Paully!, Uranus, Benedicta, Andrew (something like a lemming?)Vaughn and his dog Cedar, Always Open, Drew Ronnenberg, PyroMan, Ken from Rumson, Craig Webster. Rookies: Paige and her dog, Ruby Half a hash to the two most intelligent hashers at the start: Micro and Macro Wacko. Descriptions, Polemics, Lies, and Quotes: I knew it could never rival the First Ever Easter Beer Hash (what an ingenious, cunning, and clever idea...OH sorry guess it WAS mine). Of course, not being held in B-U-TFUL BUCKS COUNTY, how could it hope to compete? It's mere location, I'm sure, caused the absence of our own Grand Dominatrix. Fear struck my heart, too, as the following quotes were uttered: Valerie: "I'm really worried about this set" Paige to Hey Yo:"I'm sorry she (Ruby, the dog) jumps on people when she's excited" Hey Yo to Paige:"Do you think her owner could do the same?" And these before we even made it to Herrontown Woods (BOOOOOORRRRRING). Once it began it almost ended, as perhaps it should have; in the first 30 minutes the confused pack stumbled upon three droplets of flour followed by great expanses of nothing. Hell it was almost 20 minutes before we found our first Easter Beer!!!!! A few sips, though, and things started looking up...we had regrouped and even found the Hares. Things went downhill from there. About 45 min into it Craig and I headed to the river, never to see the pack again (I was wrong OK so I admit it, who would have expected the trail to go back INTO Princeton?!?!). And who would have expected anyone could set the trail back to Princeton using less than one pound of flour? A Joy to his Mother would have been proud. More notable quotes: 242 to Paige: "The hashes are not usually like this." Benedicta to Paige: "Yeah, that's what they said on my first one, too. There's always an excuse!" Someone: "Hey we've lost Pyroman!" (editors note:who was this caring concerned individual??) Hey Yo: "Who cares!!" Alas, the four miles of road work were wearing thin the usual joviality of our pack... or so I hear. It was rumored that only SpeedBumps seemed to be enjoying her post- marathon training session (or was that pre-marathon? NY is only 6 months away). After another regroup, LRF headed back to the cars only to find Pyro and Craig wandering aimlessly. LRF: "This is why I don't run these things anymore! Why would I want to run the road to the stadium??!!" And indeed, off to the stadium headed the pack, following another three droplets of flour... or so I hear. some wanker: "Hey Valarie lives down there let's just go there!!" And so it was that we all reassembled for a wonderfull Apres that not only included beer and chips but cheesy puffs and cheese wiz!!!!! Another shitty hash!! Table Toes you are now 2 for 2 for fiasco!!! But did I mention Always Open looked particularly stunning in her Bunny costume? ----------------------------------------- AND NOW A BLATANT ADVERTISEMENT: PHHH #666 PHHH #666 PHHH #666 PHHH #666 PHHH #666 PHHH #666 PHHH #666 So you think this sounded bad? So you thought Paully has graduated from the Lllama school of setting, so you say this SUCKS??!!! Well mark off your calendars the weekend has been set for the PHHH Run 666 AKA Hashing through Hades!! Yes the weekend of June 27 will be the dates to go down in infamy. Sat? Sunday? I don't know? Joy do you??? Yes it will be hell (hint we are going to cross the river Stykes into the land of unknown!!!) You will see Geezer and Wacko lost and confused...if they have the nerve to show! You will hear Rojo screaming in ecstasy over how BEAUTIFUL it is and it will go on and on and on. There will be streams to cross, did I say cross? I mean to slog up, there will be walls to climb there will be beer to drink, and beleive it our not there will be little marks of flour on the ground and trees for all to follow (unlike a very recent hash which I hesitate to mention) and you will pay with your SOULS!!!!!! PHHH #666 PHHH #666 PHHH #666 PHHH #666 PHHH #666 PHHH #666 PHHH #666 Remember #666 the sign of the HASHER!!!!! -Pyro- NEXT HASHES: Who is setting May 3 and May 17th? Richmond Sarpong? Andrew Vaughn? Williams/Ronnenberg? #655.4 Sunday, April 19, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, The Geezer sets the Flower Power Hash of Treachery and False Hope #656.4 Sunday, April 26, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, Ice Blue Balls Sets #657.4 Sunday, May 3, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, #658.4 Sunday, May 10, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, Road Jaundice Sets #659.4 Sunday, May 17, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, #660.4 Sunday, May 24, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, Skaar Tissue sets #661.4 Sunday, May 31, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, Wacko Sets? #662.4 Sunday, June 7, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, #663.4 Wednesday, June 10, 1998 pm, 87 Prospect, #664.4 Wednesday, June 17, 1998 pm, 87 Prospect, #665.4 Wednesday, June 24, 1998 pm, 87 Prospect, #666.6 Ca. June 127 or 28, 1998 ??, pm, 87 Prospect, Pyroman and A Joy to his Mutha set... and a devilishly clever set it will be!! #667.6 Wednesday, July 8, 1998 The Louisiana Reptile Fancier Sets.