PRINCETON HHH HASH #653.4

Date: April 5, 1998
Weather: Swinishly cold, especially under water
Venue: Old and in the way, that's what I heard them say.
Time:   ca. 0:50
Set By: Brian and Colleen
Hashers:  Table Toes,  RoJo, Geezer, Delay LLLama,Speed Bumps, 242, Uranus,
Benedicta, Andrew Vaughn (he's a rodent of some kind, but I don't like the
name), Always Open, Reluctant Breeder, Drew Ronnenberg


Descriptions, Polemics, and Lies: It was an ugly start, given that most of
the pack,or those of the female persuasion anyway, were clearly ready to
cut out Rambo's gizzards (or other vital organs) in retaliation for the
various slanders and panders posted to the www this week. Those of us of
the male persuasion kept our distance, hoping that we would not be lumped
in with the deserving, if unfortunate, Rambo, should he be so foolish as to
show up and attempt yet again to finish a Princeton Hash. Last week, he was
last seen wandering at random in the John P. Moron Woods, a (hash-iconic)
location our scribe of the week failed to mention. We gave all his beer to
Sandalman, who oddly enough was not present at the start, but .... Well
imagine something like: the PH3 meets the X-Files.

But the rest of the hash! Oy Gevalt! All the rookie mistakes one could want
on this rookie set (got lost, too narrow loops, etc. etc. ad nauseum), not
only from the setters, who might be excused, being rank tyros, but
especially from the runners themselves. For example, two of us, Geezer and
242, swam the canal - but in opposite directions, and more or less at the
same time. This from veterans of a collective near-600 hashes? Even half a
brain should suffice to avoid such idiocy. The pack was within 100 yards of
the hanging bridge and turned away to run a long loop that wound up
-mirabile dictu! - at the hanging bridge. What a surprise! Dopos-no hopos
the lot of you are, says I.

The Apres featured an interesting and informative anatomy lesson. We all
have weird feet - except Rojo.

Try to keep in half mind that next week will be run on SATURDAY.

Who is setting May 3 and May 17th? Richmond Sarpong? Andrew Vaughn?
Williams/Ronnenberg?

NEXT HASHES:

#654.4 Saturday SATURDAY, YES!!! SATURDAY. April 11, 1998, 2 pm, 87
Prospect, Table Toes and Valerie Harr set
#655.4 Sunday, April 19, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, The Geezer sets the
Flower Power Hash of Treachery and False Hope
#656.4 Sunday, April 26, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, Ice Blue Balls Sets
#657.4 Sunday, May 3, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect,
#658.4 Sunday, May 10, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, Road Jaundice Sets
#659.4 Sunday, May 17, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect,
#660.4 Sunday, May 24, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, Skaar Tissue sets
#661.4 Sunday, May 31, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, Wacko Sets?
#662.4 Sunday, June 7, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect,
#663.4 Wednesday, June 10, 1998 2, pm, 87 Prospect,
#664.4 Wednesday, June 17, 1998 2, pm, 87 Prospect,
#665.4 Wednesday, June 24, 1998 2, pm, 87 Prospect,
#666.6 Ca. Wednesday, July 1, 1998 2, pm, 87 Prospect, Pyroman and A Joy to
his Mutha set
#667.6 Wednesday, July 8, 1998 The Louisiana Reptile Fancier Sets.