PRINCETON HHH HASH #652.4

Date:     March 29, 1998
Weather:  Tampa
Venue:    Forrestal
Time:     1:28
Set By:   Toxic Waste
Hashers:  242, The Gerbils are Sick and Dying, Wacko and Microwacko,

          RoJo, The Reluctant Breeder, Big Nut, Geezer, Omar Saleh,
          A Joy to His Mother, Delay LLLama, Lev Kaufman,
          Uranus Williams, Bang Him Harder (where did you go?),
          Benedicta and Michael the Danish folk, Dave Williams
Guest:    Rambo, who finished a Princeton hash for the first time
Rookies:  Kate, Peter, Jack, Bernadette

Descriptions, Polemics, and Lies:

                             Toxic Avenger

  A good run spoiled.  A delightful little romp through the woods, fields,
and Princeton University-owned land around the Forrestal Village was in
store for an enormous bunch of hashers last Sunday afternoon.
Unfortunately, Rambo showed up, full of vituperative amertume and wearing
the cutest little shorts.  He immediately set upon RoJo, right there in the
parking lot, hoping to seduce her into letting him be her
lackey/acolyte/Dominatee, or at least letting him worship her while she
sets the Hard Core Hash next year.  RoJo said she would think about it,
unwittingly confirming some hashers' suspicions that RoJo might actually
have more than half a brain.

  It gets worse.  It always gets worse.  The trail led through
ankle-twisting fields of tall grass and scratchy stuff, a sort of
proto-shiggy, fetal shiggy sort of terrain.  Rambo was still with us.
After 45 minutes and a whole lot of blindness and confusion on the part of
the hounds, we managed to drop not Rambo but Bang Him Harder, who probably
just jogged home to watch golf on TV.  A short water break later
(obviously, nobody remembered last week's "regroup"), we were off and
running again, waltzing thru fake mud, fake woods, and fake development.
Princeton-area sprawling syphilization at its best.

  In the last bit, the hounds tried to see how slowly they could walk while
still dropping Rambo (it didn't work), avoid the crocodiles (only Michael
was bitten, but he's practically a Rookie and is therefore expendable), and
let Geezer zoom ahead to feed his faltering, ever-fragile ego (that one
actually worked, leading some to claim that the hounds didn't really do it
on purpose).

On On
The Unknown Hasher


NEXT HASHES:

#653.4 Sunday, April 5, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, Rich Sarpong and Brian Kraybill set
#654.4 Saturday or Sunday, April 11 or 12, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, Table
Toes and Valerie Harr set
#655.4 Sunday, April 19, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, The Geezer sets the
Flower Power Hash of Treachery and False Hope
#656.4 Sunday, April 26, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, Ice Blue Balls Sets
#657.4 Sunday, May 3, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect,
#658.4 Sunday, May 10, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, Road Jaundice Sets
#659.4 Sunday, May 17, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect,
#660.4 Sunday, May 24, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, Skaar Tissue sets
#661.4 Sunday, May 31, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect,
#662.4 Sunday, June 7, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect,
#663.4 Wednesday, June 10, 1998 2, pm, 87 Prospect,
#664.4 Wednesday, June 17, 1998 2, pm, 87 Prospect,

#665.4 Wednesday, June 24, 1998 2, pm, 87 Prospect,
#666.4 Ca. Wednesday, July 1, 1998 2, pm, 87 Prospect, Pyroman and A Joy to
his Mutha set

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