PRINCETON HHH HASH #649.4 Date: March 8, 1998 Weather: Noachian Venue: B-U-T-ful Bucks County Time: 70 min Set By: Pyro Man Hashers: A Joy to His Mother, Geezer, Delay LLLama, Uranus Williams, Hey Yo! Paully!, Jeff Skaar, Speed Bumps Descriptions, Polemics, and Lies: Bucks, Bucks, Bucks... Every few weeks, somebody (well, RoJo) tries to defend buttfull Bucks County as a wonderful place to live, love, and hash (exhibit A: they all work in New Jersey). A few weeks after that, Pyro or RoJo sets there, and sure enough, the Gods frown on the PHHH. Let's see, most recently there was: - 600.4, the Easter Beer Hash, during which Wacko was brutally interrogated - 608.4, in which Glory was swept away - the sparsely attended and very dark 620.4, in which the PHHH suffered the wrath of Pastor "Jesus is my treasure" Tom - 628.4, during which RoJo broke Pinup's wrist Even RoJo won't set in Bucks anymore -- her last set was in Washington Crossing Park. You will notice that her name does not appear in the above attendance list. Is she growing a brain, or does it perhaps take *less* than half a mind to hash in Bucks? So WHY, you may ask, WHY, you may wonder, WHY, you may scream, did we consensually hash once again in Bucks County? The answer is resounding silence and staring at shuffling feet. Geezer admitted to Your Beloved Scribe on the way to the hash that he had half a mind to take a nap instead of hashing, but as we all know, it takes more than half a mind to take a nap, whereas if you've got half a mind to hash.... It poured. It was muddy. It was cold. There was evil moonshine whisky. It blew (really). Surprisingly, there was very little whining, especially in the year of the whine. The hounds all accepted their mental frailty, noticing that even Colleen had stayed away. There were tankers, trucks, and Acuras filled with Infectious Waste, Chlorine, Caustic Soda, and (the horror!) Blue Sky Creme Oreos. All in all, a damn fine time. On On The Unknown Hasher NEXT HASHES: Volunteer, or experience the Wrath of the Grand Dominatrix. #650.4 Sunday, March 15, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, Joy sets #651.4 Sunday, March 22, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, Hey Yo! Paully Sets #652.4 Sunday, March 29, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, Toxic Waste sets #653.4 Sunday, April 5, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, Rich Sarpong and Brian Kraybill set?? #654.4 Saturday or Sunday, April 11 or 12, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, Table Toes and Valerie Harr set #655.4 Sunday, April 19, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, Joy to his Mutha sets?? #656.4 Sunday, April 26, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, Ice Blue Balls Sets #657.4 Sunday, May 3, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, #658.4 Sunday, May 10, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, #659.4 Sunday, May 17, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, The Geezer sets the Flower Power Hash of Treachery and False Hope #660.4 Sunday, May 24, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, Skaar Tissue sets #661.4 Sunday, May 31, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, #662.4 Sunday, June 7, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, #663.4 Wednesday, June 10, 1998 2, pm, 87 Prospect, #664.4 Wednesday, June 17, 1998 2, pm, 87 Prospect, #665.4 Wednesday, June 24, 1998 2, pm, 87 Prospect, #666.6 July 4, 1998, Pyro Man and A Joy to His Mother set the Hashdependence Day Summer Slog! All question marks are tentative. If you can or can't set on your day, please let somebody know. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------- To subscribe to the Princeton Hashnet, email the message subscribe phhh to the address majordomo@cdiprinceton.com Post messages to the Princeton Hashnet by emailing to phhh@cdiprinceton.com and don't forget to check out our Web Page http://members.aol.com/phhh ----------------------------------------------------------------------- -----------------------------------------------------------------------