PRINCETON HHH HASH #648.4

Date:     March 1, 1998
Weather:  None.  Still none, and here it is March 1!  Where's Winter?
Venue:    Corestates Bank Bear Tavern Road to near Trenton Airport
Time:     ???We're still waiting for the Geezer!!!!
Set By:   Delay LLLama
Hashers: A Joy to His Mother, Colleen Kennedy, Always Open, Hey Yo!
Paully!, RoJo, Sandalman,S&W, Reluctant Breeder
Rookie:   John Colleenspal, Olaf from the canal
?????:     Geezer

Descriptions, Polemics, and Lies:

With  Age Comes Wisdom?????

I have been present at each of the Delay's attempt to kill off a few
hashers, and yet I show up for another!!!!!  First there was
Washington Crossing Park set where there was a mile long false and
the Delay had to guide the group along because of the lack of
marks...... then there was the pavement hash of yet another Tibetan
New Year....the 3 hour half marathon hash where 5 of the miles were
down rail road tracks while the beautiful shiggy lined either side of
the tracks.....and don't forget  the hash thru the hood in Trenton
where we almost lost Joy.  

With nothing better to do on a beautiful Sunday afternoon....a life
is desperately needed....we meet near 95 and Bear Tavern Road.  With
a few instructions the group is off.....Now, does the group notice
that Always Open and RoJo have lingered behind and do not follow???? 
NO!!!!!    There is a reason why these two beautiful and intelligent
hashers do not follow.  They know :  #1 Delay is setting   #2 he sets
long falses at the start  #3 they're psychic....not psycho and know
the trail does not go that way!!!!!

The Grand Master himself forgets all.....he's old and his mind is
gone.....The Geezer falls prey to the diabolical long false at the
start  and with this realizes with age comes wisdom is not
true...what the fuck am  I doing here.....I should know by now not to
show up at a Delay hash......I drove...I can go home......I don't want
to play anymore....I'm going home!!!!!    

Believe it or not, Geezer, once you found the true trail it wasn't
too bad.  There were not miles of pavement.  Nor, were there miles of
running down train tracks. There were briars galore, some nice swamp
water.  Plus, pork and honey balls, and other delicacies were
abundant at the end!!!!   

Highlight of the hash:  Our hero Solo finding the lost rookies who
were near death!!!!!   He resuscitated, comforted,  and guided
them..... saving their miserable lives from untimely deaths!!!!!  
Long live Solo!!!!!   But, will we ever see the rookies again????


NEXT HASHES: Volunteer, or experience the Wrath of the Grand
Dominatrix.

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