PRINCETON HHH HASH #646.4

Date: February 15, 1998
Weather: Potential
Venue: Deepest West Windsor
Time:   0:59
Set By: Speed Bumps
Hashers:  Wacko, Table Toes,  RoJo, Geezer, Justin Notestein, Dave Williams,
         Colleen Kennedy, Omar Saleh, Briak Kraybill, Pinup, Uranus
Williams, Delay LLLama, Always Open, He's a Gerbil, Reluctant Breeder
Visitor: Stormin' Norman from NY
Present at the Start: Gnu Rachelle, Zeke

Descriptions, Polemics, and Lies:

			Hey, Who Taught Her to Set, Anyway?

It was a shitty hash, thus testifying, once again, to the wisdom - dare I
say sagacity - of the Ancient One himself, who, years ago, tutored the
young Speed Bumps in the art of setting. Next week the dreaded Wacko sets,
along with another of His students, the Cuban Assassin, and so you can
expect to experience, in full measure, the fruits of His craft. But this
time, His legendary skills will be directed not towards the building of a
nice run through the woods, but, instead, to ....well, best not to say.

Anyway, Bumps led us on an A to A from the usual dreary NJ strip maul into
the woods to the First Evangelical Church of Dissipation, Lechery, and
Sloth, a hash icon of long standing. Bumps then eschewed what seemed at the
time an almost obligatory traverse to the Ditch Where the Dinosaurs Died in
favor of a feint to the Carnegie Center and an eventual return to the
tracks and the start. There was an excellent Bambi marking and some minor
league thorns-of-little-venom. Perhaps they, too are awaiting next week.
Decent beer for a change. RoJo did a semi down down in honour of her
200.5th, becoming the fifth Princeton Hasher to reach such an exalted
level. The LLLama is next, sometime late this year, probably.

Speaking of fractions, does anyone recall that it was Projectile Vomiting,
who only ran five hashes with us, who gave us the nice line, "a hash with a
strange aversion to integers"? Your Beloved Scribe has always liked it.

Now it's time to wrap up your affairs, notify next of kin, and prepare for
the pain of Hard Core VI. While Rambo cowers in Copenhagen, buffered by a
bevy of beautiful buxom blond bimbettes, you will meet Wacko and the
Assassin's Ultimate Test.


Remember:
There will be pain and there will surely be much suffering, but there will
be finishers.

NO MONEY, NO T-SHIRTS, NO WHINING, and, of course,
absolutely NO MERCY on:

Hardt Kore VI



and:  NEXT HASHES:  The setters are firm if no question mark appears. BUT
NOTE the several Question Marks! Please respond if you can or cannot make
the date!


NEXT HASHES:

#647.4 Sunday, February 22, 1998, HARD CORPSE VI, The Cuban Assassin and
Wacko Set.
#648.4 Sunday, March 1, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, Delay LLLama sets the LLLosar
Hash
#649.4  Sunday, March 8, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, Dave/Drew/Colleen set??
#650.4 Sunday, March 15, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, Toxic Waste and Wrong Way
set the Ides Hash
#651.4 Sunday, March 22, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, Hey Yo! Paully Sets
#652.4 Sunday, March 29, 1998, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, Table Toes and Valerie set
#653.4 Sunday, April 5, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, Rich Sarpong and Brian Kraybill
set??