PHHH 640.4

Date:    January 4, 1998
Weather: Sloggy
Venue:   Ewing
Time:    1:00
Set By:  Always Open
Hashers: Uranus Williams, Wacko, Pushnermaybe, Nightmare, Rich Sarpong,
         Speed Bumps, RoJo, Kinder Walt, In Up To His Waste, Pyro Man,
         Bang Him Harder, 242, Delay LLLama, A Joy to His Mother,
         Geezer, Ken Verkammen, Valerie Harr, Christine Tantum
Rookies: Erik Zeger, Dave Williams, Drew Ronneberg, Marianne Adams

Descriptions, Polemics, and Lies:

                           Rookies and Cookies

So Wendy Sullivan shows up with braids imported from Mexico, complete with
white, pink, and dark blue beads.  The name was obvious.  We were glad we
held out.

Always Open's rookie set was greatly influenced by her esteemed teacher,
the infamous Delay LLLama.  There was the usual obfuscation at the start,
which got Geezer all worked up, and no false trails to speak of, except the
one with the marks after the F.  The lowlight was a mile or so along a
rather nice road.  The highlight was a reprise of the "Euthanized Meat is
dangerous to your health" sign.  It all ended happily but a little
confusingly at a birthday party for the LLLama, at which a couple of the
LLLama's friends slummed with the rowdy hashers.  No cookies, though.

But you don't care about your beloved scribe's silly ramblings, do you? No,
you don't, and he's bitter (bitter?  i hardly even touched her!).  All you
want is your candy.  The treasure in the field, the blood on the teeth, the
shiggy, the used hasher smell.  You just want to moan and groan with Hey
Yo! Paully! don't you?

Well fine.  Here you go.  It's the:


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