PRINCETON HHH HASH #639.4

Date:    December 28, 1997
Weather: Terminal
Venue:   Mercer County Park, sort of
Time:    0:59
Set By:  Bang Him Harder
Hashers: 242, Delay LLLama, A Joy to His Mother, Geezer, Brian Kraybill,
         Ken Verkammen (slumming from Rumson)
Rookie:  Dave Kraybill
Acquisition: Clay Spencer

Descriptions, Polemics, and Lies:

                       Mergers and Acquisitions

A good end to the year. No one died, although the LLLama tried to, there
was lots of shiggy, a few thorns, several EFMs, and it was the right
length. Maybe Bang can set every week. We started off at some godforsaken
shore; Brian Kraybill had brought his pops, who spent the first few minutes
trying to keep his feet dry, feebly mincing from root to root in the
endless swamp Bang started us off in. Hopeless, of course. We acquired Clay
Spencer right after the start as the poor wanker was persuaded to give up a
perfectly nice trail run to follow us. "A good run spoiled."

But none of this pitiful drivel is what you want to see is it? No, no,no,
it's not. We know that. What you are breathlessly waiting for, panting like
gerbils in heat (or is it Gerbils in heat? - or No Gerbils Here in heat?),
hyperventilating like a camouflaged midget, is the long anticipated and
always treasured:

                     1997 End of the year Review

Well, too bad.  You're not getting it.  Soon, if you're lucky.

On On
The Unknown Hasher