PRINCETON HHH HASH #625.4 Date: September 21, 1997 Weather: Fair and sunny with high humidity from the waist down Venue: Assunpink Creek Time: 1:10 Set By: Pyro Man Hashers: A Joy to His Mother, Bang Him Harder, Ice Blue Balls, Tree, Darby, Speed Bumps, Jeff Skaar, John Wilson, Delay LLLama, Valerie Harr Stevenson Hall Micro-hasher: Jacob MicroWacko, following a five-mark trail to Mrs. Wacko and the juice bottle Down-Down. It was pretty sick. Poor guy. Descriptions, Polemics, and Lies: Quickmud "Now if I were setting this, this is where I would put a nice long false," quoth the Delay LLLama right at the beginning. Well, they weren't nice long LLLama-falses, but there were no fewer than *three* false trails, and the hares found every one of them before finding the true trail. Soon, Pyro was overheard trying to convince A Joy to his Mother that the foot-sucking mud Joy had found was not really the true trail. Joy explained in one syllable (well, four-letter, if you must know) words that he had found the true trail and he was not falling for any of the hare's tricks. While Joy, Jeff Skaar, and Bang Him Harder slogged on downstream, Valerie Harr (Crotch Deep*) was living up to her future name by sinking up to you-know-where in some nice knee-sucking quickmud. A quick-thinking Delay LLLama hitched her to Tree and Darby and was able to extract her quite nicely. The downstream slog continued, leading eventually to a road (the only true-trail pavement on the hash) and some of the nicest shiggy this hash has seen in months. The highlight was the inexplicable check mark Jeff Skaar found under an enormous tangle of thorns. From there, it was only a short upstream slog to more interesting shiggy, both thorned and unthorned, and the well-stocked On-In. On On The Unknown Hasher * name pending approval by the Grand Dominatrix. NEXT HASHES: Volunteer, or experience the Wrath of the Grand Dominatrix. #626.4: Sun, Sep 28th, 1997, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, Ice Blue Balls sets? #627.4: Sun, Oct 5th, 1997, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, Speed Bumps sets #628.4: Sun, Oct 12th, 1997, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, VOLUNTEER #629.4: Sun, Oct 19th, 1997, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, VOLUNTEER #630.4: Sun, Oct 26th, 1997, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, VOLUNTEER #631.4: Sun, Nov 2nd, 1997, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, VOLUNTEER ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------- To subscribe to the Princeton Hashnet, email the message subscribe phhh to the address majordomo@cdiprinceton.com Post messages to the Princeton Hashnet by emailing to phhh@cdiprinceton.com and don't forget to check out our Web Page http://members.aol.com/phhh ----------------------------------------------------------------------- -----------------------------------------------------------------------