PRINCETON HHH HASH #624.4 Date: September 14, 1997 Weather: Gruff Venue: Farms of Hopewell Time: about 1:30 Set By: Wendy Sullivan Hashers: A Joy to His Mother, 242, Bang Him Harder, Julie Polhemus, Delay LLLama, Meg North, Throatwarbler Mangrove, Wacko, The Gerbils are Sick and Dying, Gayle Rebovich, Adam Kessel, Yogi, Table Toes, Valerie Harr Rookies: Nate Smith, Amy Betz, Chris Sheppard Descriptions, Polemics, and Lies: The Billy Goat Bites... and there was no beer at the apres. If we thought NO SALSA was deserving of all capital letters, what do we do for no beer? NO BEER seems woefully inadequate. NO BEER does not even begin to describe the pathetic nature of the apres. Wendy "Beerless Wonder"* Sullivan followed a perfectly shitty set through the woods, fields, and pumpkins of Hopewell (or is it Lawrenceville?) with an amazing apres. Amazingly short of fermented sugars, that is. The apres was almost saved by Meg "Always Open"* North, who claimed that there was a beer store just 10 minutes away -- some say that you can drop her blindfolded anywhere in the northeast U.S. and she can tell you the location of the nearest open beer-providing facility. Unfortunately, apathy ruled the day (or maybe there was something in thoes butterscotch chips) and the hash was beerless, leading to a rarely-encountered existential dilemma: is a hash a hash without the beer? On On The Unknown Hasher * names pending GM approval. 242---> Was this last writeup not the very abyss of PHHH Literature? Truly, the unknown hasher has reached unknown depths. Did a hash really happen? Or was there just no beer? OK, yes, there was no beer, there was no interpretive dance or poetry, there were no deaths, nor child births. Do we need to belabor this ad nausia? "WAS there not a hash?" I ask you. Was there not forest and shiggy, did a frenzied viscious attack billy goat not preform a back handspring from the dizzy heights of it's lookout tower? Was there not unprecidented assault from above as the F14, decended on a virgin hasher with strafing guns blazing sending him diving for cover "INCOMING......."? Did we not ponder "how she got so wet." Was there not the longest bus in history seen? Was there no sweating and blood letting? Did we not ensure a better corn harvest in coming years with an organic deposition? Was there not fresh peaches and fucking homemade chocolate chip and BUTTERSCOTCHforGodsakes cookies? Lastly, is it not a black mark on our schools that the unknown hasher actually made it through grammarschool English, or was he just not at the hash? vini, vidi, runni 242 NEXT HASHES: No setter for Sunday!! Panic!! #625.4: Sun, Sep 21st, 1997, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, VOLUNTEER #626.4: Sun, Sep 28th, 1997, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, VOLUNTEER #627.4: Sun, Sep 21st, 1997, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, VOLUNTEER #628.4: Sun, Sep 28th, 1997, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, VOLUNTEER ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------- To subscribe to the Princeton Hashnet, email the message subscribe phhh to the address majordomo@cdiprinceton.com Post messages to the Princeton Hashnet by emailing to phhh@cdiprinceton.com and don't forget to check out our Web Page http://members.aol.com/phhh ----------------------------------------------------------------------- -----------------------------------------------------------------------