PRINCETON HHH HASH #619.4 Date: August 6, 1997 Weather: Feisty Time: 65 min Set By: Table Toes Hashers: A Joy to His Mother, English as a Second Language, Andrew Vaughn, Pyro Man, Speed Bumps, Ice Blue Balls (with Tree and Darby) Justin Dumouchel, Dave Grosfeld, I'm So Dirty, Meg North Rookie: Valerie Harr Part A: A Tale of Two Hashes Venue: Wal-Mart, Duck Pond Creek, Canal Time: 65 min Set By: Table Toes Hashers: A Joy to His Mother, English as a Second Language, Andrew Vaughn Descriptions, Polemics, and Lies: The pack of 11 hounds walked in blindness for 20 minutes or so, finding only three marks. It was only after this long period of wandering in the wilderness that three stalwart half-minds were able to lose not only themselves, but the rest of the pack as well. It is said that only the hasher who is truly lost will ever find the true trail. The mystical Fourth Mark appeared at the end of a deserted road, beckoning the thirsty hounds into the shiggy for 40 days and nights (well, 40 minutes) of: - meandering past, through, in, and across Duck Pond Creek - golf balls from heaven - a four-mark false trail leading across the canal - deer, a raccoon, caddies, and bunnies Finally, the three half-minds were led into the promised land of Port Mercer, not by a pillar of smoke, but by the eight lost hashers of Wal-Mart and their mighty prophet, Table Toes. And the On In was well stocked. On On The Unknown Hasher ------ The Unknown Hasher also received this report of a hash from one Pyro Man: Part 2: Where Oh Where Did Part A of the Trail Go? Venue: Wal-Mart, Port Mercer, field between Canal and Princeton Pike Time: 60 min Set By: Table Toes Hashers: Pyro Man, Speed Bumps, Ice Blue Balls (with Tree and Darby) Justin Dumouchel, Dave Grosfeld, I'm So Dirty, Meg North Rookie: Valerie Harr Descriptions, Polemics, and Lies: Let's see three laps around the Walmart/Sams Club/Homedepot Shopping Center complex and all the hounds had found were three measly marks of flour. On the up side I figure I had at least a good two miles of road work in by this point. OH the first three marks were easy to find but from there it left the hounds running circles touching, sniffing, tasting anything that looked like it could be flour...and in NJ that in itself could be dangerous. Finding a check mark at least half a mile from the start left yours truly yelling on on for what looked like the major portion of the pack. Another four flour marks lead us toward the canal and another check with an obvious false. Never finding the true trail across the field and into the woods (to grandmother's house?) this pack headed up the canal (without both oars in the water mind you) only to find another three marks and no more. Once again a large concentric loop around the woods and then in lead yours truly to yell on on. Well needless to say (so why say it?) the pack ran the set backwards only to turn around and follow it forward, back to the canal again?!?!?!. However this time there was fresh flour..even tasted like flour! And back at the check near the canal was none other than our own Hare Table Toes, looking just as confused as the Hounds. Well another pathetic set of a shitty hash, or was it a shitty set of a pathetic hash. All in all I believe this may have been our first ever A to B / A to C "no we're going the wrong way" A to C to B hash. And if that makes sense to any of you I'm scared. On On Pyro PS Why do any of you follow me when I yell On On? ------ The PHHH sends out an Are You?? to: I'm So Dirty (going to Nashville to write country songs about setting hashes through kudzu shiggy in her truck) English as a Second Language (off to a rice paddy in Texas? did we hear that right?) Birk Huber (back to the suspended animation chamber for another 6-year hiatus from the PHHH) NEXT HASHES: We Need Volunteers!!! Help!! Wacko!! #620.4: Wed, Aug 13th, 1997, 6 pm, 87 Prospect, VOLUNTEERS #621.4: Wed, Aug 20th, 1997, 6 pm, 87 Prospect, VOLUNTEERS #622.4: Wed, Aug 27th, 1997, 6 pm, 87 Prospect, Geezer sets ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------- To subscribe to the Princeton Hashnet, email the message subscribe phhh to the address majordomo@cdiprinceton.com Post messages to the Princeton Hashnet by emailing to phhh@cdiprinceton.com and don't forget to check out our Web Page http://members.aol.com/phhh ----------------------------------------------------------------------- -----------------------------------------------------------------------