PRINCETON HHH HASH #616.4

Date:     July 16, 1997
Weather:  Waist Deep
Venue:    Quakerbridge
Time:     1:30
Set By:   Pyro Man
Hashers:  A Joy to His Mother, Wacko, Wrong Way, Ro Jo, Wendy Sullivan,
          Andrew Vaughn, Ice Blue Balls (with Tree and Darby),
          Table Toes, Dave Grosfeld, In Up to His Waist (DNF)


Descriptions, Polemics, and Lies:

                      The World Turned Upside Down

  If in doubt, follow the stream.  He wasn't kidding.  Just ask Table Toes,
he was there.  A quick jaunt from Mrs. G's to the canal, along the towpath,
and then a single arrow.  We all know what single arrows mean, don't we
kids?

  Pyro practically gave us a final exam on his nefarious marking method
while we were itching to start.  All we were missing were slides, or
perhaps 8 by 10 color glossy photographs with circles and arrows (get it?)
and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one was.

  So the hounds saw this single arrow.  Having been given the blatant hint
that a single arrow is undoubtedly false, nearly the whole pack wimped out
and headed for the asphalt.  What is this, a LLLama hash?  You should know
better than that by now.  As if to rub it in (or confirm the hounds' belief
that the arrow led nowhere), A Joy to His Mother and Table Toes followed
the darn thing.

  This bizarre move would be a harbinger of things to come.  It was as if
the Gods of Hashing had decreed that this day, everything would be
reversed.  Time after time, Joy and Table Toes found (and followed) the
true trail, come hell *and* high water.  The other hounds, Euclidean
Hasher-like, took the long way (but not the Wrong Way) every time.  Joy and
Toes were lost on the trail, a hashing paradox if there ever was one.

  Two long stream wades, excellent foot-sucking mud, and some toxic
dog-eating green stuff (that last on the right true trail, not to be
confused with the left true trail, and don't worry, the dog came out OK in
the end) later, the hash was over, and only two stupid hounds had ever seen
a mark.  Go figure.

On-On


NEXT HASHES:

#617.4: Wednesday,  July 23, 1997, 6 pm, 87 Prospect, A Joy to his Mother
#618.4: Wednesday,  July 30, 1997, 6 pm,     87 Prospect, VOLUNTEERS
#619.4: Wednesday,  August 6th, 1997, 6 pm,  87 Prospect, VOLUNTEERS
#620.4: Wednesday,  August 13th, 1997, 6 pm, 87 Prospect, VOLUNTEERS
#621.4: Wednesday,  August 20th, 1997, 6 pm, 87 Prospect, VOLUNTEERS
#622.4: Wednesday,  August 27th, 1997, 6 pm, 87 Prospect, VOLUNTEERS
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