PRINCETON HHH HASH #611.4 Date: June 11, 1997 Weather: Sweetly Smiling Venue: Pennington Time: ca. 1:15 Set By: Reluctant Breeder Hashers: Rojo, Delay LLLama, English as a Second Language, Geezer, Joy to His Mother, I'm SO Dirty, Meg North, LRF, Wacko, The Gerbils are Sicker than Ever, Solo, Paul DeMeglio Descriptions, Polemics, and Lies: Tour of the Backyards and Religious Icons of Pennington Not since Orgostudent and G-String ruined Sunday afternoon for several good citizens of Grover's Mills a few years ago, have we traversed so many manicured lawns. In contrast to the vituperative amertume appropriately lavished on the pack by the denizens of post- Martian Grover's Mills, Pennington residents appeared not to care - strange stares were as close to emotion as they could get. Sweet, benign smiles graced their faces as they oh-so-gently and politely helped us run though their yards. There were several reports sightings of faint scars over their eyebrows, but Your Beloved Scribe feels that possession by aliens is a more likely cause than mass lobotomies. Perhaps both. I suppose we can now anticipate: I WAS LOBOTOMIZED BY ALIENS by T. Gerbils Sickanddying (special to the Pennington Tagblatt) As noted above, we were also treated to a tour of the religious statuary of Pennington. The biggest hit was the famous statue of Our Lady of Hash, and a number of miracle cures ensued: Geezer's leg, Rojo's eyes, Gerbil's knee - all were fixed in a flash. Perhaps even Bambi could be resurrected. One sour note: this hash is by far the leader in the 1997 "worst food and drink" award. Come on, Breeder - mild salsa and Meisterbrau? Meisterbrau? Panther piss if ever there were such. How they get them big cats to squat down over those little cans, I can't imagine. NEXT HASHES: #612.4: Wednesday, June 18, 1997, 6 pm, 87 Prospect, The Geezer Sets #613.4: Wednesday, June 25, 1997, 6 pm, 87 Prospect, I'm SO Dirty Sets #614.4: Saturday, July 05, 1997, 11:40 AM, Meet at the Dinky Station #615.4: Wednesday, July 9, 1997, 6 pm, 87 Prospect, Solo Sets #616.4: Wednesday, July 16, 1997, 6 pm, 87 Prospect, VOLUNTEERS #617.4: Wednesday, July 23, 1997, 6 pm, 87 Prospect, VOLUNTEERS #618.4: Wednesday, July 30, 1997, 6 pm, 87 Prospect, VOLUNTEERS ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------- To subscribe to the Princeton Hashnet, email the message subscribe phhh to the address majordomo@cdiprinceton.com Post messages to the Princeton Hashnet by emailing to phhh@cdiprinceton.com and don't forget to check out our Web Page http://members.aol.com/phhh ----------------------------------------------------------------------- -----------------------------------------------------------------------