PRINCETON HHH HASH #604.4 Date: April 27, 1997 Weather: deep Venue: Alexander Rd across Rte. 1 - train station - RCA woods - back to Alexander Rd. Time: 1:18 Set By: Desperate and English as a Second Language Hashers: Rojo, Geezer, Delay LLLama, Glory, Tuber, Yogi, 242, Skaar, Wendy Sullivan Rookies: Eleanor, Tina Descriptions, Polemics, and Lies: Goddamn swamps. Half the PH3 is down with giardia, the other half has mysterious rashes that won't ever get better, and we all glow slightly in the dark. Serious slime on this one, and it is a miracle that only two of us were lost to the quicksand. Here is the tale of One Who Survived, if just barely. How easy it is to slip into that warm, welcoming mud, thought 242, as the rancid muck rose to his waist, its miasmatic effluvia overwhelming his olfactory receptors, mimicking pleasure. The evil vapours had eased him into an hallucinatory trance - ah, a return to the womb of the earth, how comforting, how tranquil, how.....natural. The slime rose inexorably higher - lapping now at his collar - yes! such warmth, such tenderness as the primordial ooze strove to reclaim its own. Higher, ever so slowly higher - and never a protest from the now-lobotomized 242. Yes, an escape from the Machine in the Basement of Frick; not a bad trade, ran the feeble, flickering thoughts of his dimming brain - and then, just as the turbid waters were lapping at his lips, the tail of a swamposaurus, resident here, though long-thought extinct, flicked 242's foot. AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH! came the agonized scream of terror, as 242 shot like a rocket into the air, landing, fortuitously, on the back of a huge turtle, who bore him to safety, depositing him with her other egg-children in a sandy depression on the bank. And there we found him - exhausted, encrusted, but extracted and not quite extincted. All this is True, as are all the Stories of the PH3. NEXT HASHES: VOLUNTEER TO SET NOW. THE GOOD DATES ARE GONE!!! #605.4: Sunday, May 4, 1997, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, A.G.Zaire sets the May Flower Power Hash of Treachery and False Hope #606.4: Sunday, May 11, 1997, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, VOLUNTEERS??????? #607.4: Sunday, May 18, 1997, 2 pm, 87 Prospect, Throatwarbler Sets #608.4: Sunday, May 25, 1997, 1 pm, 87 Prospect, Pushnermaybe and Nightmare will set Nightmare Part Deux #609.4: SATURDAY, May 31, 1997, 12 Noon, 87 Prospect Princeton Reunions Hash VOLUNTEERS????? SWITCH TO WEDNESDAY EVENINGS #610.4: Wednesday, June 4, 1997, 6 pm, 87 Prospect, Delay Lllama Sets #611.4: Wednesday, June 11, 1997, 6 pm, 87 Prospect, Breeder Sets #612.4: Wednesday, June 18, 1997, 6 pm, 87 Prospect, VOLUNTEERS?????? ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------- To subscribe to the Princeton Hashnet, email the message subscribe phhh to the address majordomo@cdiprinceton.com Post messages to the Princeton Hashnet by emailing to phhh@cdiprinceton.com and don't forget to check out our Web Page http://members.aol.com/phhh ----------------------------------------------------------------------- -----------------------------------------------------------------------