PRINCETON HH HASH #578.4

Date:  Oct 27 1996
Weather:  B-U-T-Ful
Venue:  Between Stevenson and Rt.1 and the canal
Time:  Those who finished 1:30
Set by:  I'm 2 Desperate, Nick Longrich, Glory
Hashers:  Delay LLLama, 242, IUTHW, RoJo, I'm So Dirty
New Boots:  Phil, Anne

Descriptions, comments, polemics, and lies:  As numerous hashes in the 
past, this hash began with a small rat pack finding the first check 
mark at Stevenson and then heading towards the Lake Carnegie.  
The new boots and a few others followed 242Õs lead--no one warned 
them about what a big mistake this could be--and soon disappeared.  
It was rumored that IÕm So Dirty had contemplated swimming the lake, 
but the level headed LLLama convinced her that it was not a good idea.  
Now, at this point the SCBs, RoJo and IUTHW, stuck to the highway and 
picked up a double cross arrow pointing across the lake.  At the 
other side of Washington bridge they came upon a check, they called 
for the others briefly and then began ÔSilent RunningÕ.  The trail led 
off into what was termed a religious experience of reeds, briars, and 
fields of dried soybeans.  However, the ever clever SCBs never saw this.  
Being as clever as they are they only skirted a soybean field and picked 
up the trail at another point.  For those who did not make it past the 
field of soybeans the highlights of the hash were: A graveyard with no 
ghosts, but with a warning sign ÒDANGER COPPERHEADSÓ  Second highlight 
was RoJo and IUTHW contemplating whether to cross the cement dam 
near the footbridge on the canal.  This was quite entertaining for the 
folks out for a stroll on a Sunday afternoon.  They all gave their 
opinions and finally RoJo, as Glory Dog, were cowards and ran back to 
Harrison and down the path on the other side of the canal, while  
IUTHW did his tight rope act while being taunted by on lookers.  
As RoJo reappeared she was given free advice from the Sunday Folk,
Honey, are you married to him?Ó  ÒNo, IÕm too smart for that!!!Ó  Ò
Well, I suggest that you find a new friend.  HeÕs crazy!!Ó  No one 
ever said hashers were sane.
As long as the SCBs were running on their own they were fine.  
Warning!!! Do not follow the trail!!  Having followed the trail 
from the footbridge the SCBs spied the Hare's transportation, but 
not the hares.  
They also spied a check mark, a happy face check mark. They did not 
like that.  They were not happy.  After a brief run in the woods the 
marks disappeared so the twosome headed to the highway where the hares 
were found.  It seems that the others quit after they got 
entangled in the religious experience and headed back to 
Stevenson where they downed a few beers, ate some chips and 
relaxed after such an ordeal.  *Note: Highlight of the end was 
IUTHW telling the tale of him unknowingly eating stew from a 
cup that had been used as a spitoon by a virus carrying TB 
laden navy reserveman.  He did not notice this until he 
came to the slimy, gooy, eeckie stuff at the bottom of the cup.

Next Hahses:
#579.4  Sunday, Nov 3, 2PM,  Table Toes
#580.4  Sunday, Nov 10, 2PM,  LRF  FOLLOWED BY THE ANNUAL PH3 BANQUET
                       	AT GOOD FRIENDS,  Subsidized by HashCAsh
#581.4  Sunday, Nov 17, 2PM  Geezer

etc. etc.