PRINCETON HHH HASH #577.4

Date: October 20, 1996
Weather: Post-delugian
Venue: Woodfield to Woodfield
Time: 0:45
Set By: I'm SO Dirty and Adam Stuhlfaut
Hashers: The Delay LLLama, Geezer, LRF, Jeff Skaar, I'm 2 Desparate, Hey
Yo! Paully, K. Butler, 242, Wacko, Glory

Descriptions, comments, polemics, and lies: Woodfield to Woodfield, wet and
wonderful. Actually, not too bad, considering. Nice day for a run in the
wet woods anyway. A trifle short. And really bad beer: Nazi "Lite".  But I
can't think of too much else bad or interesting to say about it.  A nice
long false at the end. Oh wait, at the apres someone mentioned that Glory
had an excellent chance of eclipsing Zeke for most non-human runs. Some of
us present at the end scoffed, knowing that Dave Effross had run 62.
Glory's got a long way to go. 

Now, speaking of vituperative amertume, which is always in order, your
Beloved Scribe must respond to the ill-mannered, inappropriate, altogether
uncalled-for attack - yes, I say attack- on recent write-ups. I will do so
in the carefully reasoned, even cultured and literary  tones you have come
to expect of me. MORON!!! IDIOT!!! Cut out all the criminal wyngeing and
sickening whining, and pick up your pens, you hopeless and helpless
complainers! You gets what you pays for in this business, folks. 

And, speaking both of vituperative amertume and sickening whining, it is
time to begin to work up the disgusting, overblown sickening hype for -
YES! - the 5th Annual HARD CORE HASH. Our guest setter will be none other
than Rambo, and the date will be sometime in deepest February. Now we all
know that Rambo can't be trusted and in fact has never even been able to
finish a Hard Core Hash. Accordingly,  your Mismanagement has, at great
expense, convinced Rojo and In Up To His Waste to be backup hares. IUTHW
has entered the planning stages and is already submitting the usual
invoices to hashcash. 

                                    Hard Core V 

                  Let All the Hideous Hype Begin!- And Remember:

                  "No Money, No Tee Shirts, No Whining, NO MERCY"

Next Hashes:

#578.4   Sunday, October 27, 2 pm,   Toxic Waist  sets
#579.4   Sunday, November 3, 2 pm,   Table Toes sets
#580.4   Sunday, November 10, 2 pm,  The LRF sets, Followed by the Annual   
                 PH3 Fall Banquet at Good Friends, subsidized by HashCash
#581.4   Sunday November 17, 2 pm,   The Geezer sets the Hash for the Homeless
#581.4   Sunday, November 24, 2 pm,  Nick Congrich and/or Jeff Skaar
                                     and/or Molly Graves set
#582.4   Sunday, December 1, 2 pm,   Solo sets
#583.4   Sunday, December 8, 2 pm,   The Delay LLLama sets
#584.4   Sunday, December 15, 2 pm,  242 sets