PRINCETON HHH HASH #575.4

Date: October 6, 1996
Weather: Sylvanian
Venue: Johnson Park School to the Hun School
Time: 1:05
Set By: Wacko
Hashers: The Delay LLLama, Geezer, I'm SO Dirty, The Gerbils Are Sick and
Dying, LRF, Jeff Skaar, Mike McCabe, TFM, Reluctant Breeder

Visitors: R. U. Scum (Germany), Sky Queen (St.Louis), Grey Poop On (St. Louis)
          Cums First (St. Louis)

Descriptions, comments, polemics, and lies: Wacko set a real nice hash down
Stony Brook. R. U. Scum got lost at the start and was picked up at the end.
The Director of Ath-uh-let-ics at the Hun School tried to stare us down and
failed. A good time was had by all.
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Another in a long series of lame hash write-ups - how we long for the day
when Throatwarbler and the LRF would occasionally take up pen (or keyboard)
and scratch out a jewel - but now, we are only left to 
ruminate over the blitherings of an overworked, overwrought, sapped dry
of all creativity or desire illusory scribe.  So those in St. Louis who
receive this newsletter, we apologize that no more words have been
collected to describe your quickly forgotten presence at our NJ hash -
no mention of your unparalleled rendition of "GOD BLESS MY UNDERWEAR"
('brand that I love') which so far outshone Flaming Asshole's previous
aria ("Will You Sit On My Face" i believe), though did not quite meet
with the Asshole's leadership of Swing Lo - no mention of the land of
electric fences or the daring trespass of Jasna Polonia, soon to be
a private golf course - no mention of the Lllama's classic retort to
the angry Hun School director of Athletics who swooped down upon our
apres in his golf cart - "What is that?", and the Geezer's astonishment
that he didn't call the police - no mention of Frederick The
Great, that famous Prussian Hasher who coined the phrase "Let Them Drink
Beer."   Alas, hardly even worth the twenty-or-so times you were
forced to cross Stonybrook just for some two-month old Busch.