PRINCETON HHH HASH #566.4

Date: July 31, 1996
Weather: Aquatic
Venue: Rocky Hill to Herontown Woods
Time: 1:30
Set By: A.G.Zaire
Hashers: The Delay LLLama, Mike Arnone, TFM, Wacko, Adam Stuhlfat,
         Wrong Way, Greg Boner, Reluctant Breeder (in the Breedermobile),
         Ned The Boy, Pushnermaybe (a little late)

Descriptions, comments, polemics, and lies:  

I caught up with A.G.Zaire during a layover in London on his way
to Burundi and asked him if it was true that the swamps of New
Jersey almost claimed him during his set.  He mumbled something about
airport food and flat beer.  However, the Geezer reports
that the hare nearly drowned in several rivers behind Princeton Ave.
that "had no right being there."  The hounds were saved such trauma
by a rapidly receding waterline and dumb luck plus the half a brain
to head for high ground wherever possible.  Little to say about the
terrain, as was guaranteed by the hare - "there will be absolutely
not one foot of new terrain on this hash".  Not so, as the construction
continues and a regroup atop a mountain of scree afforded a nice 
vista of burgeoning townhouses.  From there we splashed our way to
Herontown woods - where the entire pack minus TFM plowed their way
toward the Wacko trap (the parking lot) whereupon Ned The Boy
suggested we try the second parking lot up the road - and we mean UP,
up a half-a-mile asphalt straight to the end - watching TFM and Stuhlfat
sprint all one could think is too bad 242 wasn't here to enjoy this
moment of competitiveness - he might have increased his cognomen by
a hundred-and-one.

As night fell, beers were quaffed, kitty chips were avoided, and
names for Arnone were bandied about - "Dainbramaged" "The Gerbils
Go Round & Round" and "Total Fucking Mormon" were the most popular,
but none were deemed winners just yet.  Come in 2 weeks for the final
naming of the most stubborn nameless one ever in Princeton Hash history,
next to Hiser, the Nameless.  Cast your vote.

Upon returning to Princeton a note was left on the Wacko mobile - 
"where did the trail go after the large estate on River Road?"
Alas, once again Pushnermaybe fell hostage to our 6PM start time
and the lack of an early post to the hashnet of the start location.
Wacko's fault for editing his film instead of spending his days
monitoring email transmissions.  Better luck next time, maybe.

Next Hashes:
#567.4  WEDNESDAY AUG  7  - 6PM - LFBB Sets
#568.4  WEDNESDAY AUG 14  - 6PM - Mike Arnone Sets (and gets named)
#569.4  WEDNESDAY AUG 21  - 6PM - ??? Sets
#570.4  WEDNESDAY AUG 28  - 6PM - ??? Sets

BACK TO SUNDAYS after AUGUST 28th - SO SOON?!?!  

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