PRINCETON HHH HASH #564.4

Date: Wed, July 17, 1996
Weather: A little hot and humid
Venue: Lawrenceville Prep
Time: 1 hour, 10 minutes
Set By: TFM
Hashers: Table Toes, Delay LLLama, Geezer, Wacko, 242, Reluctant Breeder,
         Pushnermaybe, Sarah "I Am So Dirty" Bixby, Adam "NFN" Stuhlfaut,
         Thom "Lost Cause" Knowles, Ned "The Boy" Dybvig, Mike "NFN" Arnone,
Visitors: Flaming Asshole, Rambutt, Just Pete (from McGuire Air Force
          base visiting from St. Louis)
Rookies:  Alex Furman


			FLAMING ASSHOLE

The pack swelled like one to an inordinately large 16 hounds to greet
our air force visitors on a trail set by our very own Army Brat, TFM.
Flaming Asshole immediately distinguished himself as a veteran hasher
by leading the entire pack astray at the first check, all fanning across
the campus of Lawrenceville Prep and then proceeding.  FA then wasted
10 minutes leaving stick arrows for his pals who he thought were behind
while the entire pack waited for him at a regroup in a cornfield.  After
an invigorating slog through the famous Lawrenceville swamps leading to
Princeton Pike, another respite for raspberry picking by 295,
and a 1 mile pavement pound to the end (A to A), the boisterous crowd
was treated to several ignominious down-downs by practically everyone,
(hares, visitors, father's to be, virgins, namings, GM's), an inspiring 
rendition of Swing Low Sweet Chariot led by FA himself, and then a less
inspiring FA serenade/solicitation to/of I Am So Dirty that insured none 
would forget that hashers outside Princeton understand couth - and avoid it.

An apres apres was held at the microbrewery in Princeton where TFM,
Mike NFN, and Wacko asked Flaming Asshole how he got his name, "By
being one, or by having one."  FA responded by chugging the bottle
of Tabasco sauce on the table, thereby clearly answering the question... both.

Ro Jo was sorely missed, having been bitten by 242 on the previous
hash and contracting cellulitis.  No lie, (though 242 still
claims that it wasn't he who bit her.)

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