PRINCETON HHH HASH #540.4 Date: January 28, 1996 Weather: Dark Venue: Very Dark Time: Long and Dark Set By: Someone very dark Hashers: Pushnermaybe, Nightmare, Wacko DARK Another first in PHHH history this week - at least as far as this scribe knows. Suffice it to say that after being delayed until 3:45PM and driving 40 minutes to the start, the lone hound was eager to hit the trail before nightfall, and not to be deterred by the local deli owner who refused admittance to his restroom. Just hope the elementary school kids don't wander off too far during recess! Wacko finally finished his business and rambled around aimlessly through some fine terrain for 15 minutes unable to turn up any marks before looping back to the start whereupon he encountered Pushnermaybe and Nightmare who had done the same for about 50 minutes. Guessing that perhaps the arrow among the hieroglyphics at the start might be true, and having eliminated all other possibilities, the intrepid threesome quickly stumbled upon marks. Nightmare had already completed her penance for her Nightmare set and decided to wait by the cars, but Pushnermaybe was more than happy to join Wacko on the hunt. Having completed a combined 75 minutes of wandering the dynamic duo could use the process of elimination to psyche out the trail. Always within earshot if not eyesight, the pair worked their way through the maze of wooded trails, skirted a large field (which, rumor has it, was the bane of all 'cept TWarbler and the LRF), and then road the railroad tracks and the frozen swamplands beyond to a rendezvous with Nightmare and the Hare (sounds like a Grimm Fairy Tale) on Veronica Lane after a little over an hour. On the promise that the best terrain lay ahead, Wacko continued on, but solo hashing on a Solo hash is not conducive toward making it home in time to see the Stupid Bowl. After losing the trail on a golf course, night fell with a hash-ending thud, and Solo mercifully gave the last hound a lift back to his car. No doubt the denizens of the Land of the Industrial Dead would have devoured him anyway had he found the Infinity (On In). NEXT HASHES: #541.4 Sunday, February 4th, 2 pm, Toxic Waste sets #542.4 Sunday, February 11th, 2 pm, Wrong Way sets the 1996 G Memorial hash #543.4 Sunday, February 18th, 2 pm, The LLLama sets the Losar Hash #544.4 Sunday, February 25th, 2 pm, 242 sets the 4th Annual Hard Corpse Hash "No Tee Shirts, No Money, No Whining, No Mercy"