PRINCETON HHH HASH #538.4

Date: January 14, 1996
Weather: Deep
Venue: Mercer County Park to Chez Toxic
Time: 0.45 h
Set By: Wacko

Hashers: Milkman, Geezer, 242, Delay LLLama, Eyesoar, Safe Sweats, IUTHW,
Rojo, Hotlips, Hand Job

Descriptions, comments, polemics, and lies: You know, running through two
feet or so of snow is a real pain, and it is a tribute to the stupidity,
not to mention paucity of opportunity, of the 10 diehards who showed up to
submit themselves to this one.  These folks are surely frontrunners in the
"Get a Life Category" this year. By the way, we are two hashes into the new
year and no one has shot at us yet, and the level of vituperative amertume
has been remarkably low. Pity. Anyway, Wacko led us to the lake, not
across, then back, eventually showing up at all the good eats being served
at Chez Toxic.

It must be painfully obvious that there is almost nothing to say about this
one, and you are surely dreading the old question that surfaces so often in
such circumstances:

                   "What do you do with an elephant with three balls?" 

See? I knew you were. 

#539.4  Sunday, January 21st, 2 pm, Rojo sets petulantly
#540.4  Sunday, January 28th, 2 pm, Solo sets
#541.4  Sunday, February 4th, 2 pm, Toxic Waste sets 
#542.4  Sunday, February 11th, 2 pm, Wrong Way sets the 1996 G Memorial hash
#543.4  Sunday, February 18th, 2 pm, The LLLama sets the Losar Hash
#544.4  Sunday, February 25th, 2 pm, 242 sets the 4th Annual Hard Corpse Hash

                   "No Tee Shirts, No Money, No Whining, No Mercy"