PRINCETON HHH HASH #530.4

Date: November 5, 1995
Weather: Fanged
Venue: Bordentown
Time: ~47 min 
Set By: Little Fragile Broken Bone et seq.

Hashers: Bodysnatcher, Geezer, Road Jaundice, 242, Delay LLLama, My Lips
Are Seals, The Madam, LRF, Wrong Way, In Up To His Waste

Rookie: Andrew 242'spal

Missing: Wacko and the Big, Blue, Three-Wheeled Van

Return of the Bodysnatcher

Descriptions, comments, polemics, and lies: Bodysnatcher. Bodysnatcher? Yes
the same, the very same. Surely you don't mean the Bodysnatcher who remains
the only person in 530 PH3 runs to be bitten by a dog? No, that's exactly
the one. Do you recall that the dog died a miserable death? Sure, what do
you think would happen to you if you bit Bodysnatcher? When was the last
time Bodysnatcher ran with the PH3? Are you crazy? Do you think I'm going
to waste my life looking up that one? It was #300.4, "Throwbacks To The
Dawn Of Time", November 17, 1991 (maybe). This one was also the last
appearance of Kendra Hershey, who ran only twice with us but continues to
send the PH3 postcards from all over the world in a runic microscript no
one can read - I received two last month.

Anyway, LFBB set yet again in his attempt to eclipse the legendary Vigue,
setter of many, runner of none.  This time we began in deepest Bordentown
at a dingy gun club. The pack retreated quite quickly from the camo-clad
cretinous folk lurching into the club to lift a few jars before going out
for some serious wounding and maiming. Lotsa woods, not much road as the
pack kept up a steady pace. The LLLama, LRF, Geezer, and IUTHW were left
behind as the rest of the pack, SCBs all, short cut past them leaving them
to rot or fall victim to the camo-floggers. Nothing new here. Nice mud at
the end. Not a bad job, might have been 15 minutes longer. Decent food and
plenty of beer. This one gets a standard vanilla, **6 Stegs** on Your
Scribe's Scale of Excellence. What's a Steg? Ask Bodysnatcher.

Where was Wacko? Cuddling with his sweety-poopsie? Watching the Giants lose
again?  Writing another of the baby-killing algorithms for which he is
infamous? Not a chance; see above. Watch out when the wheels come off.
Better him than us, says I.




Next Hashes: 

#531.4  Sunday, November 12th, 2 pm, The Milkman sets
#532.4  Sunday, November 19th, 2 pm, Throatwarbler sets
#533.4  Sunday, November 26th, 2 pm, The Madam sets
#534.4  Sunday, December 3rd, Jason Huse and The Cuban Assassin set
#535.4  Sunday, December 10th, Eyesore sets
#536.4  Sunday, December 17th, IUTHW and RoJo set
#537.4  Sunday, December 24th, 2 pm, Toxic Waste sets.