PRINCETON HHH HASH #527.4

Date: October 15, 1995
Weather: Autumnal
Venue: Rte. 31 & 518 west of Hopewell & East of Lambertville - around
       the block and back to the west and south.
Time: 1 hour plus
Set By: TFM

Hashers: Trash Can, Geezer, Road Jaundice, Toxic Waste, 242,
         Delay LLLama, My Lips Are Seals, The Madam, Eyesore, Wacko

Rookie: That guy in danger of being named "Between The Cheeks,
        and Up The Butt".

Alas, nobody seems to have written up this historic event - 242's
50th run!!  After the classic rookie maneuver of setting a long
false trail at the beginning that serves no purpose (Wacko's
pet peeve - falses are to keep people together!) TFM's trail 
actually was followable, if that's a word.  That is, until 
we hit the corner of 518 and 602, whereupon a four mark falsie,
("There was an "F" off to the left in the woods hidden under
some leaves."  Sounds like Eight Balls - The Wizard of Odd to me)
had most of us scratching our collective heads.  We wound our way
back out to 602 - up a hill - and then out into a housing
development where we ran into the infamous Dr. Robert McKillip
mowing his lawn, instead of hashing.  The Geezer then remarked
that he thought the arrow on the road was a fake, to which Wacko
hurled his characteristic vituperative amertume regarding the Geezer's
sleuthing prowess and barrelled off in the direction of the arrow, never to 
be seen or heard of again, until the entire pack failed
to ken TFM's "let's take them back out to Rte. 31 but then pull a 
180 and expect them to go back into the woods and pick up marks".
Eventually Trash Can and 242 decided to just run down the road to
the cars at the WaWa where TFM was spotted looking off into the woods
as we coralled the beer and chips from behind.

242 drank a down-down in honor of his fiftieth and names were bandied
about for the new boot, who no doubt will not show up ever again
for fear.

Next Hashes: 

#528.4   Sunday, October 22th, 2 pm, My Lips Are Seals sets
#529.4   Saturday, October 28th, 2 pm, Summitt Interhash? See the Lama for
details.
#530.4  Sunday, November 5th, 2 pm, Fountain and Hollinshead set
#531.4   Sunday, November 12th, 2 pm, The Milkman sets
#5??.?   Sunday, February 25th, 2 pm,  242 sets the 4th Annual Hard Corpse Hash