PRINCETON HHH HASH #524.4

Date: September 24, 1995
Weather: Habanero
Venue: Raymond Rd. to Rocky Hill Quarry
Time: 1:10 (?) (less than the Assassan expected)
Set By: The Cuban Assassin
Hashers: 242, LRF, Wacko,  My Lips Are Seals, Throatwarbler Mangrove, Rojo,
Eyesore, Milkman, TFM, Trash Can, Carry Hollinshead, Holly Haefele, Kristen
Fountain
Rookies: Katie Prager, Craig Webster


"There are cataclysms and catastrophes occurring regularly in the universe
and on the most awesome scale.  There are, for example, quasar explosions
which probably decimate the nuclei of galaxies.  It seems likely that every
time a quasar explodes, more than a million worlds are obliterated and
countless forms of life, some of them intelligent, are utterly destroyed.
 This is not the traditional benign universe of conventional religiosity in
the West, constructed for the benefit of living and especially of human
beings.  Indeed, the very scale of the universe--more than a hundred billion
stars--speaks to us of the inconsequentiality of human events in the cosmic
context."
--Carl Sagan, Broca's Brain.


Thus has Wacko completed 365 hashes.  For those of us who seek solace in this
wild and entropic universe, Wacko has been a mitigating force. Indeed, what
(or who) else proffers a reality to compete with the incessant insult, rank
hash-trash, and relentless confusion put forth by the individual who
philisophically anchors the morally relativist PHHH.  There is almost nothing
one can assume in this cruel jest called existence, yet the reliability of
Wacko remains almost unquestioned. Qui hashiunt, sum. 
ON ON to 500.


Descriptions, comments, polemics, and lies: No doubt wounded by the fall of
the iron curtain, the iniquitous Cuban Assassin has redoubled his efforts
with yet another diabolical hash.  What audience with El Viejo led to this
recent trespass we can never fathom, but the secretive relationship of the
Cuban company man and the old academic is widely known.

The Assassin must have chuckled as he imagined our buffoonish jaunt through
endless private property.  Flesh-ripping shiggy and slime-clouded ditchs were
the order of the day.  But returning us to the site of Delay Llama's infamous
1-mile false was a form of psychological warfare that was truly below the
belt.

After a moment of silence at the site of Llllllama's indiscretion, the
peleton quickly made its way to the canal, eventually grinding down towpath
B, and ultimately charging for the actuarially nightmarish cliffs of the
Rocky Hill Quarry.  A detour through drainpipe alley added garnish, though
did little to exonerate Geezer, the primary accessory in this international
hash crime. 

Note: Hash #525.4 has been officially designated "Give LRF A Hug Hash." 

FUTURE HASHES:

#525.4  Sunday, October 1, 2 pm Wacko sets
#526.4  Sunday, October 8, 2 pm Big Nut sets
#527.4  Sunday, October 15, 2 pm My Lips Are Seals sets
#528.4  Sunday, October 22, 2 pm TFM sets
#529.4  Sunday, October 29, 2 pm Eyesore sets
#530.4  Sunday, November 5, 2 pm Fountain and Hollinshead set
#531.4  Sunday, November 12, 2 pm The Milkman sets