PRINCETON HHH HASH #523.4
DELAWARE HHH #25 

Date: September 16, 1995
Weather: Urban
Venue: All of Wilmington
Time: ~2 hours
Set By: evil, swinish masochists

Hashers: Trash Can, Dry Martinez, Geezer, Wacko, Road Jaundice, Village
Idiot, Email, approximately 80 assorted half-minds from various places.

Descriptions, comments, polemics, and lies:  What always happens, I ask,
when we go on a road trip?

1. The directions are to some place on planet Zorgon, and, if followed
exactly, insure that you will spend several hours in places you do not want
to be.

2. There will be a random number of hours spent waiting way past the
(incorrectly) announced starting time while the feeble-minded wankers who
misorganized the run try to sell enough T-shirts to break even. When they
get close, you start, and that might be next week.

3. You will run miles and miles on concrete, and you will hurt a lot.

4. You will (finally) arrive at the end, cold, wet, and very tired to find
that the van with the dry clothes, car keys, and all other useful objects
has been driven away.

5. You will get a wonderful souvenir like the Philly #850 $35 hat.

6. You will get wonderful food like the $12 New York burgers with malice.

7. You will swear never to do this again, but you will.

We did numbers 1-4 and 7. We did not do numbers 5 and 6, The price was
right. And you get what you pay for, it seems.

The Idiot was hit by a rock thrown by one of the gentle denizens of
Wilmington. What they lack in couth, they make up in aim.


#524.4   Sunday, September 24th, 2 pm, The Cuban Assassin sets