Princeton HHH Hash #517.4
(Founded by Joe "Hop-along" Burns in 1979)

Date: August 2, 1995
Weather: Hot enough to drain one's will to live
Venue: Sourlands Nature Preserve East
Time: 1:15
Set By: Hand Solo
Hashers: Ned the Adolescent, Jim, Hey Yo! Paully, 242, Big Steve, John, Andy,
Stretch Armstrong (more official), IUTTW, Scott (Brother of IUTTW), Dry
Martinez, LRF, Pushnermaybe, Trash Can.
Rookies: Eleanor Harrison, Nathan Shields, Chris Woolford
First to the cooler: Joe Burns
Hashers who were either excluded or incorrectly identified in Hash #515.4
hash trash: Brian, The Milkman, John, Pushnermaybe

"Let em rot," said LRF in an uncharacteristically laconic manner.  No grunts
of "idiots," "fools" or "criminals" were to be heard from the Louisiana
Reptile Fancier this day.  No.  This was the new LRF.  An LRF who has reached
a plateau of disgust such that even insults--nay, acknowledgement
alone--constitutes a compliment to the animals who call themselves the PH3. 

But LRF wasn't the only stoic at Hash #517.4.  Hand Solo, by all accounts a
mild-mannered man, had little to say in defense of the misanthropic hash
crime he conveniently labeled a set.  What possessed Solo, perhaps the most
respectable of all hashers (that's not saying much), to drag this insipid
bunch through mile upon mile of spider web flailing misery we will surely
never know.  It's safe sweats to say that Solo wanted to break our collective
will.  What the sadistic marathon-man didn't count on, though, was the
resiliant stupidity of Princeton Hashers. 

Pushnermaybe boxing with invisible arachnids.  Big Steve sauntering with his
'water' bottle (actual contents unknown).  Andy and his enigmatic charge down
a mountain.   These hardy souls don't know what's going on...much less do
they care.  Inumerable checks, cruel false trails, and generally aggressive
insect life only intensify their lust for beer. 

Along with the thirst for booze, however, must also reside a thirst for
knowledge.  LRF's first Hash lecture in a series entitled 'Syphilis, Ticks,
and Fun' went off like gangbusters.  In the series, LRF expounds on subjects
ranging from venereal disease to blood-sucking parasites.  LRF looked
positively Platonic as he edified the sweaty masses in Solo's remote gas-line
setting.  Even Hey yo! Paully paused to feign interest.  Requests for lecture
transcripts should be referred to:

Louisiana Reptile Fancier 
'Syphilis, Ticks, and Fun'
c/o Harold T. Shapiro
Princeton University
Princeton, NJ  08544



NEXT HASHES:

#518.4   Wednesday  Aug 9th         6pm       to be determined
#519.4   Wednesday  Aug 16th       6pm        242 sets
#520.4   Wednesday  Aug 23rd       6pm        LFBB sets