Princeton HHH HASH #513.4 
To the secret sites of the mud pits and ancient shopping cart burial grounds
               (Founded by Joe "Hop-along" Burns in 1979)

Date: July 5, 1995 Weather: Perfect Day for a swim ... which we did.
Venue: Chateau de Wacko, Winsor Mill Condos "toward Hightstown" 
Time: 1:19 for the runners, 1:35 for men with no clue(*) 
Set By:  Wacko 
Hashers: Trash Can*, IUTHW*, Dancing Fool, My Lips are Seals, Dry 
Martinez, 242, Solo, Ro Jo, Andy (The Milkmans's friend), John (Andy's 
friend), Adam (John's friend), James (Adam's friend), Damien (BS), Jason

Beginning and ending at Wacko's, the pack began with 242 and Solo sprinting
off in the opposite direction of the arrow. Solo wasn't seen until after
the water/fruit break. Wacko was the busiest of the hashers, busily
finding and herding stray hashers back to the pack and guiding the pack
out of the nest of thorns that he skillfully was able to first lure us
into. The journey was punctuated by soothing black sulfur mud pit 
skin treatment (most hounds opted for the leg only manicure, while John chose
to undulge his entire body), envigorating body flagulation, envigorating
body flagulation, envigorating body flagulation, corrogated crop fields
and smooth lawns - the last of which proved to be too much of a physical
challenge for Andy (total spaz? lawn mower? rug muncher?) as he tumbled
into the water break:"I was just soooo happy to see you all." The loop
also took us through the ancient burial grounds of the supermaket shopping
carts - the pitiful site and all that remains of that large ungainly
species of early vertebrates that dominated the region before being driven
to extinction by smaller, quicker sports vehicles. After the retrival of
the site seers*, the Apres was augmented with a group shower in the
parkinglot - with water for veteren hashers and with beer for new boots.
Dancing fool left as he came - without a word or a silver bullet. Was he
in REAL life a parking lot attendant? The local Inbred Fred? The local
FBI/KGB/EPA agent? Or was he ... *gasp* a Philadelphia hash liason? Stay 
tuned.

  	#514.4  Wednesday July 12th     6pm     Trash Can sets
        #515.4  Wednesday July 19th     6pm     LRF sets
        #516.4  Wednesday July 26th     6pm     The Milkman sets
        #517.4  Wednesday Aug 2nd       6pm     Solo sets
        #518.4  Wednesday Aug 9th       6pm     Safe Sweats sets
        #519.4  Wednesday Aug 16th      6pm     242 sets