PRINCETON HHH HASH #512.4 
                  (founded by Joe "Hop-along" Burns in 1958)

Date: June 28, 1995
Weather: Just too nice
Venue: East side of Route 1 from just South of Raymond Road to just
       North of Stouts Lane - up to Whispering Woods and looping back.
Time: 1:03
Set By: Dry Martinez and My Lips Are Seals
Hashers: The Milkman, Wacko, Safe Sweats, LRF, Andy Collins (2),
         Jay "Hot Lips - Rectal Exam" Shendure, Hey Yo Paully,
         Trash Can
Rookies: Cathy "Milkmanspal" Cukras, Jeff "Lipspal" Moriarty

             NO COPS - NO PITBULLS - NO HARM - NO FOUL

Dry Martinez and the one with Lips of Seal approached their sophomore
venture with some trepidation after summoning the Plainsoro SWAT team
on their maiden voyage.  The police squad converged
upon us just in time to keep Inbred
Fred (Tennessee Jed) from sicking "Jowls" (his wife) on us.  Possibly over-
reacting, they decided to dive deep into jungle, so deep, in fact,
that they obviously didn't know where the hell they were.
Machetes might have been well used on this adventure as
the LRF and Safe Sweats refused to enter the overgrowth, circling
around instead, befuddled by the almost stagnant cries of On On
emanating from within but rarely seeming to move anywhere.  Forsooth,
all were surprised indeed to see either the Sweaty Safer or the Fancier
of Reptiles there at all, considering their recent disdain for
the Princeton Hash, so it was not a surprise that they chose to avoid
running with us at all possible turns.  Alas, who can blame them.  Even
the Geezer and RoJo didn't show up this time, the former stopped by
a mere virus and a rebellious calf muscle and the latter stopped probably
more than anything by the prospect of waiting around two-and-a-half hours
after work to hang out with likes of us!  But not to worry, as a new crop
of promising rookies has emerged, and the resurrection of Hey Yo Paully 
has added an unusual spice to the mix.

No one really wanted to jump into the initial mud puddle on this trail,
and indeed we all found our own easier crossing sites, but to no avail
as the trail found a luscious creek-turned-mud to traverse early on.
No problem for veterans of the "Ditch", but for
an unsuspecting rookie, like CC, it proved to be a shoe-sucking calamity;
she lost her left, and nearly pulled a Bono swandive for an impromptu facial,
much to the entertainment pleasure of the pack.  The jungle
march then began in earnest, and continued with occasional pauses
for all to regroup.  Head counts were the order of the day.  First 10, then
9, then 8 as one by one hashers were lost.  The rest of the pack would
race to claim the missing.  Deep in the heart eventually we realized
that Andy was nowhere to be seen and all we could hear were the
persistent cries of "Are You?!" from Safe Sweats who was circling the
woods like a vulture in heat.  Andy eventually emerged, mumbling something
about extracting himself from a thorny situation.  He joined us
as we trotted into the apres
and awaited the LRF, who drove up wondering why we never made it
to Whispering Woods.  Lack of cups saved the rookies from their
appointed rounds, but we'll get them next time.

Next Hashes:
	#513.4	Wednesday July 5th	6pm	Wacko sets
          Starts at my condo - 1512 Country Mill Dr.
          Take 571 out of Princeton toward Hightstown.
          After about 7 miles turn left at Lockheed/Marietta/GE/RCA/Astro
           (on left) and Getty Gas Station (on right) onto Rte 535 (also
           called Old Trenton Road).  There is a traffic light at the corner.
          After 1/2 mile turn right into Windsor Mill Condominiums
          and park in front of the tennis courts.
	#514.4	Wednesday July 12th	6pm	Geezer sets
	#515.4  Wednesday July 19th	6pm	LRF sets
	#516.4  Wednesday July 26th	6pm	The Milkman sets
        #517.4  Wednesday Aug 2nd       6pm	Solo sets
        #518.4  Wednesday Aug 9th       6pm	Safe Sweats sets
        #519.4  Wednesday Aug 16th      6pm	242 sets
        #520.4  Wednesday Aug 23rd      6pm	Rookie set
               Labor Day and then back to Sundays

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