PRINCETON HHH HASH #507.4 

Date: May 21, 1995
Weather: Straightforward
Venue: Deepest Deptford
Time: ~1:30
Set By: The Village Idiot 
Hashers: Delay LLLama, Geezer,  My Lips Are Seals, Dry Martinez, Rojo, 
Mr. Fluffy, Wacko, Email, Trash Can, three others from Deptford
Rookie: Alex "Cut Short" Kulczycki

Description, comments, polemics, and lies: No one can say that the Idiot
isn't focused. Indeed, he sets his beady eyes steadfastly on the vanishing
point of perspective, and seeks out the best venue from which to pursue
this strange obsession. What better than a nice set of train tracks? So,
that's where #507.4 went: down the tracks, and then further down the
tracks, and then further down the tracks, and then further down the tracks,
and then....well, you get the idea. So did Wacko who set his little mind at
its normal "flatline" position and relentlessly followed the Idiot's
sometimes spotty flour down the tracks, down the tracks,......, thus
providing an icon the pack could follow without testing its limited
intellectual resources. Of course I exaggerate a bit, you've learned to
accept that from your Beloved Scribe, and in the interests of Truth, I must
admit that about two-thirds of the way along this unidimensional fiasco, we
took a 90o right hand turn and ran down a road, and then further down the
road, and then, and then, and then.....well, more of the same.
        The frustration of this variegated pack; a farrago of worn out
vets, visitors, and dewy rookies, might be traced to the terrain that the
monomaniacal Idiot eschewed. These tracks ran through wonderful woods;
verdant with late spring foliage and crisscrossed with Elysian paths soft
with humus. They crossed babbling brooks and crooked creeks while skirting
the hard steel and vile concrete to which we were condemned by the Idiot
and his amanuensis, Email. We were permitted but five minutes on these
paths of pleasure before we turned once more onto the hard roads leading to
the Idiot's back yard.
      The Apres did do its bit to redeem the Idiot, although no doubt it
was Patty to whom any credit should go. Soft grass, decent food and fair
beer. Mr. Fluffy entertained us with his usual witty and intellectual
discourse, Rojo looked tired, and the Geezer whined and complained. So what
else is new?

Future Hashes:    #508.4       Saturday, ***10 am ***May 27, 1995, The     
                                                           Warbler sets the
Reunions Hash

OK, it's time to start Wednesday evening hashing: Let's begin with:

            #509.4 Wednesday, June 7, 6 pm,  followed by the first         
                                             summer cookout at the Geezerheim.
                                             Solo sets. 
             #510.4 Wednesday, June 14, 6 pm, 242 sets.
             #511.4  Wednesday, June 21, 6 pm, Trash Can sets
             #512.4 Wednesday, June 28, 6 pm, Toxic Waste sets