PRINCETON HHH HASH #502.4 

Date: April 9, 1995
Weather: nice
Venue: Assumpink
Time: 1:18
Set By: Wacko
Hashers: Delay Lllama, Geezer, The Madam, RoJo,Trash Can, 242, My Lips Are
Seals, Solo, LRF, In Up To His Waste

"I'm Sure I've Been Here Before, and I Didn't Have a Good Time At All"
 
Indeed we have been here before. In fact, the three most important dates in
the history of the Assumpink Wildlife Area (in fact the only dates of any
importance whatsoever in this godforsaken blip on the edge of Roosevelt)
are June 15, 1986 (PHHH #98, set by Stu Sharp), February 14, 1993, (PHHH #
398.4, the first Hard Core Hash, set by Wacko), and April 18, 1993, (PHHH
#407.4, Big Nut's Last Hash, also set by Wacko).

# 98 started with what was then a record for the longest straight (one
mile) on a Princeton Hash. Sadly, this has now been eclipsed a number of
times under a number of unfortunate circumstances. Stu ran us past the
Tattoo People who "seemed to be victims of  tooth-pulling rituals." Ned
Jaquson made us tofu burgers at the apres.

#398.4 "No Glory, No Cuts" in the liquid nitrogen swamp from hell.

#407.4 Wacko set a 90 min torture run over ankle-busting terrain fit only
for horses, nine-banded armadillos, and three-toed giant sloths (who never
touch the ground during their long, ugly, and pointless lives).

So what happened on hash #502.4? More of the same. Wacko, who seems
obsessed by Assumpink, gave us great shiggy for the first 15 minutes. Oozy,
black, oily goo. Very nice, Dan.