Princeton HHH HASH #496.4
               (Founded by Joe "Hop-along" Burns in 1979)

Date: March 5, 1995
Weather: Really really nice, which is why only 10 people showed up.
Venue: Cook Unnatural Area - through Kingston straight out to Rocky Hill
       which is the longest straight in Princeton Hash history (2 miles) -
       Dogleg left - Dogleg right - all the way out to Griggstown along
       the canal.
Time: 1:15 (Six+ miles)
Set By: Delay Lllama
Hashers: Geezer, Dry Martinez, Trash Can, 242, Wacko, Cary Hollingsworth,
         The LRF, Hey Yo Paully, Joe "My Lips Are Seals" Dolce, Big Steve

         The Celebration of the Tibetan Year of the Wood Pig
                                or
                        Follow The Geezer - [he saw marks on Saturday]
            (sung to the tune of "Pop Goes The Weasel") 

There are, no marks, on the right or the left.
There are, no marks, behind us.
There is, no way, to know where to go.
Follow the Geezer.

242 is lost in the woods.
Trash Can's on the highway.
Hey Yo Paully is nowhere in sight.
Follow the Geezer.

What possessed me to do this again?
Why am I such a moron?
My knees and my feet and my ankles all ache.
Follow the Geezer.

Dolce just planted his face in a swamp.
Big Steve dropped his bottle.
Email continually fills up my disk.
Follow the Geezer.

The Delay Lllama is feeding me Chang, [pr: Chong]
When all I want is to kill him.
Some milky obscure Tibetan brew,
Vomit on the Geezer.


Next Hashes:
Hash #497.4   March 12, 1995, 2 pm, Safe Sweats sets
Hash #498.4   March 19, 1995  2 pm, Wacko sets
Hash #499.4   March 26, 1995, 2 pm, Eyesore tries to set a redemption hash
Hash #501.4   April 2, 1995,  2 pm  Seal Lips/Dry/TrashC set

P.S. Though 242 is worried we will all become email junkies and soon
     will hash only in cyberspace, if any of you wish to contribute 
     verses to this week's newsletter, please do.